Shoot Off

To ejaculate.

The stripper was so hot that by the time she finished my lap dance I was ready to shoot off in my pants.

by lcljr January 22, 2017

Jenking Off

Jenking off is the act of taking a big whiff of jenkum before jacking off, using the left over sewage from the jenkum bottle as lubricant.

I heard Steve jenking off in the bathroom at school.

by School Wizard February 27, 2011

wild-off

When two wild people defend their glory as the wildest person around, they have to hold a wild off. A competion of mind boggleing slue of retarted stunts to prove who is more wild. This term originated in Chico, CA when two drunken students (Ross the butt floss and Petie the Sweetie) got into an argument who is more wild which ended up in a male` of mag light face beatings and mini bike races down stairs.

Dude I'm way more wild than you.
No way, i'm way more wild than you.
Well lets have a wild-off....

by petie aka the king of day boosing March 30, 2005

head off

leave, go out, have to go

Head off means shall we go now?

by Servant April 11, 2005

off the goop

When someone is acting particularly crazy, or under the influence of drugs.

Nick: "(insert something stupid)"
Dane: 'My baby daddy is acting wild today"
Jake: "Yeah, he's really off the goop"

by jakethesnake42069 March 27, 2019

Cheesed Off

Frustrated or angry; annoyed.

Marty's stalling has got me cheesed off.

by Diggity Monkeez April 12, 2005

Well off

A general sort of synonym for "rich," similar in use to "well-to-do." It's often a term used by those who are accused of being rich, but don't much like the snobbery inherently implied with that term. In such a scenario, it's more supposed to mean something along the lines of, "having enough money that I don't need to worry about my accounts, but not having so much money that I can buy solid gold houses and carved diamond wristwatches every other Tuesday."

"I'm not really rich," said William as he paid for everyone's movie tickets, "I'm just well-off."

by Fat People In Leather March 27, 2005