jilling off

The female equivalent of jacking off

Hey Monique, do you wanna go out with us tonight? Nah girl I'll be too busy jilling off to some porno.

by tender_roni September 18, 2016

miking off

surreptitiously masturbating in public, this is not limited to canoing, hiking, driving, plane flights, bicycling, using public restrooms, or ancient ruins.

Louis: So, i was just miking off in the canoe with zach

Oscar: Really? Did zach know?

Louis: No, if he knew it would have just been beating off.

by goochypoo June 7, 2011

Burpee-off

When two or more people do burpees until only one person remains doing burpees.

Did you see the burpee-off with Arin, Sunder, and Dr. Sung?

by Can of dicks June 11, 2016

head off

leave, go out, have to go

Head off means shall we go now?

by Servant April 11, 2005

off the goop

When someone is acting particularly crazy, or under the influence of drugs.

Nick: "(insert something stupid)"
Dane: 'My baby daddy is acting wild today"
Jake: "Yeah, he's really off the goop"

by jakethesnake42069 March 27, 2019

Cheesed Off

Frustrated or angry; annoyed.

Marty's stalling has got me cheesed off.

by Diggity Monkeez April 12, 2005

Well off

A general sort of synonym for "rich," similar in use to "well-to-do." It's often a term used by those who are accused of being rich, but don't much like the snobbery inherently implied with that term. In such a scenario, it's more supposed to mean something along the lines of, "having enough money that I don't need to worry about my accounts, but not having so much money that I can buy solid gold houses and carved diamond wristwatches every other Tuesday."

"I'm not really rich," said William as he paid for everyone's movie tickets, "I'm just well-off."

by Fat People In Leather March 27, 2005