jaws of life

almost like the shocker, cept you put your hole fist in her pussy and ass

i gave that bitch the jaws of life last nite

by nwo447 February 10, 2010

The Suck of Life

Anything that even remotely involves shittiness. It can be anything from an experience to a person. Anything that sucks, can suck, and will suck on an epic level.

This definition is the suck of life.

Hannah Montana concerts are the suck of life, even if Miley Cyrus is hot.

Those mashed potatoes are the suck of life.

by Voldemuffin September 27, 2008

meaning of life

If you loooked up the meaning of life on the internet, ESPECIALLY urban dictionary, you have are a loser with no life and therfore no meaning

loser: I looked up the meaning of life on the internet yesterday.
guy: What a loser....

by winter gryphon June 13, 2008

area of life and death

The place that creates life but can also be turned deadly upon a blow.

The boys, testies, balls, junk, testicles, and the family jewels. The area of life and death.

by insanity November 9, 2012

dice of life

Gudjjii's special game that he has clearly made up

"You have to say roll you tit"
"oh, right, roll"
"you get a 1 you have to go for a piss"
"dice of life"

by Wiggatronius November 1, 2013

ejaculation of life

As a man is about to cum in/on the girl's vagina/mouth/tits, he screams out the intro to the circle of life from the lion king i.e. AHHHHHHHHSEVEEENAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Dude I did the ejaculation of life last night on my girlfriend, she gagged for it

by maximus big cock March 15, 2014

tunnel of life and death

The vaginal opening in which a baby is pushed out of, or a woman who lays with multiple men and has multiple babies can receive the nickname tunnel of life. But in some cases the baby is not formed and the egg dies, causing blood to flow forth from the opening betwixt the lips of the vagina unless egg had been fertilized.

Dude Tammy almost had sex with me but she was on her period so I backed off.
I would too! I won't touch that tunnel of death!

Hey Ted, make any babies lately?
Hell yes! They be callin that bitch the tunnel of life she be poppin em out like mexicans!

Women are the tunnel of life and death. Just ask their vaginas!

by Hexous1 April 12, 2015