owned by n00bz0rd

the unlikely chance of being owned by a n00b(s)

friends will say this and will bitchslap you

n00b: wow, my FIRST KILL EVER!

You: WTF s/he's a n00b

Your Friend: you just got owned by n00bz0rd! <bitch slap>

by megaman blu moon January 11, 2006

A League of Their Own

To tell or scold someone by using quotes from the movie "A League of Their Own"

Hey...there's no crying in baseball

Stop right there. Don't A League of Their Own me!

by Hank Thomas October 17, 2008

Owns the cake

When something is so good, it doesn't just TAKE the cake, it owns it.

Unlike Emily, Andrea does not own the cake.

Chocolate cake totally owns the cake.

by Emily Duffin April 15, 2008

C-owned

To get killed in Halo 3 by a street cone. (Usually only happens in Bungie's map "The Pit".) One guy even got Recon armor for it.

Player 1: Dude, someone shot the fusion coils and I died by a street cone.

Player 2: Haha! You got C-owned.

by Bu113tSpark October 22, 2008

Owning Vandal

Frequent preoccupation of #rpgfan's population; Easiest job available to #rpgfan regulars; State of life for some

<Flaming_Duck> OWNED

by Mark P. Tjan January 14, 2004

Own the Podium

-A phrase used to describe an action done by an individual or a group of individuals in which the end result (usually hoped to involve success) is utter failure and embarrassment.

-A sarcastic statement to denote the attempted, but failed, endeavor for victory.

Bob: Hey, have you caught the latest on the 2010 Winter Olympics and how the Canadians still can't win on their home turf?

John: Yeah, Canada seems to Own the Podium this year, huh? What tools.

by olympics2010 February 16, 2010

face owned

Being owned in a severe mannar, such as a head shot. Also said as pwnt face.

*BOOM HEADSHOT*
Vazh says: you just got face owned

by Vazh September 1, 2006