exit normal

An attempt to leave the tedium of everyday existence behind.

Some day I would love to face a door with the sign blinking Exit Normal.

by Marsonearth June 24, 2006

A Normal

A food loving individual who has no professional culinary training and/or knowledge.

Someone who has a large excitement for food & tries to make a recipe whilst getting tips from cheffy friends.

Originated and used by British YouTube Stars, Celebrity Chefs & fellow members of SORTEDfood.

1.) “We are SORTED, a group of mates from London exploring the newest and best in the world of food whilst trying to have a few laughs along the way. We’ve got chefs, we’ve got normals and a whole world of stuff for you to explore, but everything we do starts with you.”

2.) “Before the guys can cook they must select a chef for food quality control and A Normal for personality control.”

by KhaleesiofRivia March 31, 2021

We are currently experiencing higher-than-normal call-volumes

Bu**s**t!! This is merely what you **always** say when someone calls your help-line! You're just too cheap to hire enough customer-service reps!

Unless there actually was a recent major event like a power-outage or security-breach, DON'T BELIEVE IT if a company's caller-greeting recording says that, "We are currently experiencing higher-than-normal call-volumes; you may stay on the line and wait for the next representative, or you can leave a call-back number for one of our reps to return your call during this same business day, or you might want to try your call again later"... again, DON'T BELIEVE IT --- in all likelihood, this is merely what they ALWAYS tell ALL of their customers who call, no matter what time-period it is ! And whatever you do, DON'T THINK THAT "LEAVING YOUR NUMBER" WILL CAUSE THE COMPANY TO CALL YOU BACK... I have waited ALL THE REST OF THE DAY for a call-back, and the company **never** got back to me! The best thing to do, therefore, is to simply "stay on the line" to "keep your slot in the cue", even if it means a long wait... better to eventually get through than never reach a live person at all.

by QuacksO July 29, 2019

Sub-normal

A term used to describe an unintellectual and often ditsy person who gets confused by simple words.

Teacher: What are the four seasons?
Pupil: Salt, mustard, pepper and vinegar.
Teacher: Do your parents know your sub-normal?

by Casper Cousins February 27, 2011

White Guy, of the Normal Variety.

A Caucasian male that belives he's living in the fifties. Plays sports averagely, gets decent girls, gets decent marks, likes classic rock music, Christian, is mildly proud to be Caucasian, but not racist, as it takes too much energy and is morally wrong. Is usualy found today in small suburbs or small Canadian towns. Can usualy be found beating up emo fags, laughing at super nerds, staring at chicks they can't get, because they're not of African decent, being slightly suspicious of homosexuals, playing sports, or ripping on white guys who think they're rappers/black.

Guy 1: "Yo,dowg! Wazzup, bitches?!"
"White Guy, of the Normal Variety.": "Good Lord! You ,sir, can't rap. You call us racist, while you're the one trying to act like an African American, giving them ,and us ,a bad name."
(turning to other guys)
Guy 2: "Come on, guys. Let's leave this loser alone and play football!"

by The Man's Buddy. April 13, 2010

Faking Normal

Usually used in the autistic community as an autist who passes as a neurotypical. The person "faking normal " may or may not know they are on the autism spectrum.

Thank God I know now why I'm so different. I've been faking normal all this time. Now I can just be myself.

by relief July 10, 2016

A Normal Chatroom

A discord server with a bunch of crackheads, not so normal at all.

WCD: What's that one server that likes Countryhumans and shit?
Parker: A Normal Chatroom, I'm an admin there.

by Parker the ANC Mod April 28, 2020