The vertical newton is an exciting, arousing, fast-paced newfangled form of foreplay that involves multiple senses by inserting the penile organ into the partner's ear. Due to the blood pressure and sensitivity to temperature of the ear, the intensity of the foreplay is heightened. Warning: not for beginners. If you are not in tune with your partner, it is very easy to damage their eardrum permanently.
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Original source sir Isac Newton world renouned for his newtoning.
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You... me..... newtons?
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You... me..... newtons?
I just SMASHED her newton rings.
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I bet her newton rings are smooth as F**k.
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Me and my friend brad railed this bitch and our sacs collided like "Newtons balls"
EWW man your fucken Newton baller?
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I.E. To have a massivle large penis
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