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Do not dispose of nature's napkins in the nearest trash receptacle.
The only napkins that do not need recyclin'.
Do not dispose of nature's napkins in the nearest trash receptacle.
The only napkins that do not need recyclin'.
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1. When you ejaculate in a girl and say you did not.
2. When you tell a girl you are wearing a condom, and are not, and then ejaculate into her.
2. When you tell a girl you are wearing a condom, and are not, and then ejaculate into her.
Guy 1: I think Shannon is pregnant.
Guy 2: Really? Damn that sucks.
Guy 1: Nah, that's ok, I expected it. I keep salting the napkin.
Guy 2: Really? Damn that sucks.
Guy 1: Nah, that's ok, I expected it. I keep salting the napkin.
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If you can't get a date just stay home & pick up your own napkin!
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My wife walked in and I was picking up my own napkin
I decided to just stay home tonight and pick up my own napkin
My wife walked in and I was picking up my own napkin
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