Muff Garbage

You... you wouldn't understand, it's a Jersey thing.

...actually, it refers to the gunk that comes out of a vagina (a muff) , i.e yeast infection or other disgusting things of that nature. It's pronounced Gah-bage so often mistaken for Muff Cabbage.

You're muff gah-bage! Get outta here!

What did that guy just say? Muff Cabbage?

No, no, it was Muff Garbage, you wouldn't understand, it's a Jersey thing...

by kyle the ginger jewish jersian October 16, 2010

Recession Muff

When, due to the downturn in the economy, a woman must forgo her bikini/brazilian wax.

I met a totally cute guy at Toronado last night but I couldn't go home with him because I have recession muff.

by The Huerta Chicks January 15, 2009

muff pie

The part of the female anatomy (vagina) that has to have pubic hair on/around it.

I went down on my girl last night and I got myself some muff pie.

by T. Jackson August 18, 2006

muff confetti

women's underwear - especially when thrown to singers/actors/pimps/ etc...

"Neil Diamond is old as fuck, but he still get's muff confetti when he sings."

by sung park May 18, 2004

muff puff

a vaginal fart

during great sexual pleasures, only slightly offputting

by tommigunn March 16, 2004

mini muff's

Younger yet vulnerable girls dick-thirsty for older men

"we got da mini muff's comin tonight ya'll!"

by YoungIvo March 23, 2010

buff muff

A vagina with a six pack.

Julie's buff muff clamped down and sent a once-proud man to the ER. He can't pee straight anymore.

by Dumptruck_ October 11, 2013