mud nugget

Noun. Usually the final bit of shit that your strain to get out, splashing into the water with a satisfying plop

You gonna be long in the toilet man? Nah, just squeezing out a couple of mud nuggets

by Stevo24 April 26, 2006

Mud Baby

An unusually large turd.

The creature is not from this world, but it uses our bathrooms - and leaves a basketball-sized mud baby behind.

by Rod Brock September 29, 2005

Mud Knuckle

After taking a poop the average human, chooses to wipe the anus to remove any left over excrement. When in the wiping process if on discovers that fecal matter is left on a finger, he/she has been mud knuckled.

i had some taco bell yesturday, ive been crapping all day, sloppy ones too, i even got mud knuckle it was so bad.

by mike lea January 19, 2005

Mud cricket

A mud cricket is usually reffered to as a "naysha" . Mud crickets tend to be what we call a "truck slut". They refer to drivers of big trucks as "daddys" and will engage in sexual intercorse with almost anything that breathes...

Naysha is such a mud cricket

by Orphase August 20, 2016

Mud Boot

Imaginary, or not so imaginary, sheath placed on penis before performing anal sex.

I went out with Susan last night. She had me slip on my mud boot and poke fun at her brown eye.

by Outkast65 March 22, 2006

mud duck

A female with less than admirable attributes

That bitch is a mud duck.

by ps September 5, 2003

mud cherry

Anal virginity

Billy J told the drunk girl he took home from the bar "baby. I am gonna pop your mud cherry"

by The Sexual Demigod March 3, 2009