mud twister

You eat a fuck ton of Indian food and you shit everywhere, but you can't clean it all off so you start twisting while they start licking.

Arjan helped Andrew mud twister himself into oblivion.

by The Ahlrus May 5, 2022

mud flap

Getting shit on the back of ones testicles due to explosive diahhrea.

That Taco Bell I ate came out so fast I mudflapped it.

by W.E. Coyote August 20, 2003

Mud Guy

A cool, hip and usually pretty hench male.

Tom: Yo who's that mud guy?
Chris: Who?
Jake: What that guy over there benching 60?
Tom: Yeah!
Jake: Oh, that's Ish
Tom: He is one seriously mud guy!

by MudGuy1 November 4, 2009

Pee-mud

Dry soil that is peed on, creating pee-mud.

I'm mad at you for turning my yard into pee-mud.

by username173 October 2, 2018

Mud Mittens

Used and executed as a threat meaning to duct tape a person's hands inside two excrement-filled plastic bags while they sleep.

Claire! I swear you'll wake up with mud mittens if you don't stop talking loudly on the phone while I try to work.

by Gabounski January 27, 2005

mud shark

relating to a white female who is dating or in a relationship with a black male

mud shark

by kansas_man2010 April 22, 2010

mud shark

when a white girl loves black men

wow! that girl is such a mud shark she just got done dating Tyrone and now shes all over Andre

by Joe Peck March 26, 2008