Mongolian Fartchery

A tactic where someone leaves a group of people or a public space immediately after farting. It derives from the tactics of Mongolian Horseback Archery, which involves attacking and then retreating swiftly to avoid retaliation.

Mongolian Fartchery is commonly employed for two reasons:

a) To avoid detection or accusation from others regarding the fart

b) As a spiteful farewell gift for others remaining in the public space

Albus, cut down on the Mongolian Fartchery... everyone knows you're not actually going outside to text anyways.

by meowfulcopter March 18, 2011

Mongolian Fire

A burning sensation of the penis during and immediately following anal sex with a partner that had spicy food the day before.

Indian food? Do you WANT to give me the mongolian fire?!?!

by Skinnerr April 5, 2011

mongolian scrouge

When a girl sucks your dick while you take a shit

Hoss got the Mongolian scrouge at URI

by Mongolian Scrouge October 2, 2017

Abdulla Mongolidi

It is a word which is used to call someone a retard in a more politically correct way.

You could use the word when your friend is being anoyng in a retarding way

Stop acting like that! you’re being such a abdulla mongolidi

by Philip mongolidi February 12, 2021

Asian Mongolian Tit Swapper

Someone of Asian decent who swaps tits with the mongolians

Dominic wondered if that man was an Asian Mongolian Tit Swapper or not

by Midlo High Definitions September 13, 2023

mongolian lolipop

a little asian man with a piece of chicken balanced on his head

"Dude, Wing Ting Lan is a total mongolian lolipop!"

by Sally Kreuger November 3, 2006

mongoloid

a short freak with with fucked up eyes, a small cone shaped head, unibrow, few wild thin hairs, missing teeth, wrinkled forhead, and uses a potato sac for clothing. most mongoloids dont do anything exept complain and eat. if they are found, they are sold to the circus.

spencer, your a fucking mongoloid

by mongoloid killer June 10, 2008