mud mower

mud mowers are from Maine. They are mud mowers in Maine ONLY. So you out of staters can shove it up your pussies. You bang through the gears like you bang your women, so hard and long.

I ride my mud mower like I ride my women, rough. They love to get down and dirty with me

by Mud Mower guy May 5, 2018

lawn mower

A longdrink containing vodka and green tea.

That god damn lawn mower killed me friday night.

by brophet October 16, 2018

ian mcewen

i wish your name would pop on my phone asking me how my day was. And I wish u knew the me I am now, instead of all my immaturity and lessons I had still to learn.-mb

I hope you are doing well Ian mcewen ❤️

by Chakano July 8, 2019

Lawn mower

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If your neighbors grass is short, and then you here the fucking lawn mower at 8 am, your neighbor wants to be a sun of a bitch and there is an 100000000000000000000% chance they do it to piss me off.
Max was just getting comfortable after tossing and turning in bed. Bob: "Ok, that's good" Outside *RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!" Bob: "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!"

by tecopux May 5, 2021

Lawn Mower

It’s when you’re fucking someone from behind and then you take a buzzer and shave a spot through their hair.

Sex was great with my girlfriend until I did the Lawn Mower and she got very angry. Needless to say she has a new hairstyle.

by Barndor July 30, 2021

lawn mowers

loud fucking vehicles that only cut grass

i'm going to literally blow up all the lawn mowers.

by Scoobis_Man July 30, 2021

Tekano Moeketsi

Defined as the smile bringer, although lacks in failure. Tekano is a beam of light and never seems to slip and fall. Anyone with this name is a true giver, though sometimes gets taken advantage of....be careful though, they forgive but their trust for you disappears

- I wish someone would understand and love me like a Tekano Moeketsi would. Fr though....

by Iamsmxcks November 23, 2021