emo-midget

Someone below the height of five foot, with the attitude that you're amazing, when really you hate yourself and cry in dark corners and nobody likes you.

Look at that emo-midget crying in the corner. She's so short and apathetic that she reminds me of a lost, homely puppy, that should be put asleep.

by Maria Garlowich April 13, 2009

Midget Mallet

When you stick a midget on the end of your dick and swing her around beating someone to death.

SephirothXWEAPON: and coming over ther to beat you over the head with a midget mallet!

by Cebo December 23, 2003

mental midget

President George W. Bush

George W. Bush is such a mental midget

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus October 18, 2007

Midget Tossing

The act of tossing a carp back into the water when it gets all squirly so not to harm it by dropping it on the ground or boat.

1. Raul call Frodo and lets go Midget Tossing. 2. I didn't want get slimed by that carp so I tossed his midget ass back into the water. 3. That midget looked cute until I tried to pick it up so I tossed I just tossed it.

by BentRodMedia October 24, 2011

FRIENDLESS MIDGET

tom

tom is a FRIENDLESS MIDGET

by harrrissson robberrrts June 26, 2009

Big Midget

somebody who is bigger than the average midget, but smaller than the average person

omg look its that Big Midget from Fold!!

by BM-Fold February 13, 2009

Midget Dumping

The act of allowing a small person known as a midget to defacate on your chest.

"hey malachy, that midget is dumping on my chest"
"Well Ian, you do like a bit of midget dumping, dont you"

by lawboffin March 28, 2009