microwave

Haxor jargon meaning a server box full of drunken HD

<Paul>Man you're fucking getting on my nerves
<Robert>stfu man or I'mma grad your microwave!

by El-Tea August 4, 2004

Micromasterbation

When a guy rubs his croch for about one second.

Pardon my micromasterbation.

by Deep Blue 2012 August 11, 2009

MicroWarehouse

a job environment or workplace which employs over-qualified personel at high wages only to give paycuts shortly after. Once employed there you are required to brown-nose and lick ass to avoid being terminated. Even brown-nosers and ass lickers are not safe from termination because MicroWarehouse is notorious for performing random layoffs for no apparent reason. After a full shift of work in an environment such as this, most people begin to feel suicidal tendencies setting in.
(see: Office Space)

I was in a good mood until I got to MicroWarehouse, now that my shift is half way over I have a strong urge to hurt myself or someone else.

by Oh Canada July 6, 2003

Microwave

A hand gesture used by a midget to say hello

I just microwaved my brother

by Akatsuki3910 June 5, 2017

Microwaved

Verb.

1. When you've gotten high earlier in day and you start feeling sober so you decide to smoke again.

2. A term used typically by stoners; this means that he/she who is intoxicated is so high that they feel fuzzy and jittery as if they've just exited a microwave.

"Dude I'm ridiculously baked" "I feel you. I'm microwaved as hell and it's got me feeling like a hot pocket"
"After hitting this I feel microwaved."

by Intelligible Lizard June 5, 2018

microwave

A slang term for farting.

I just microwaved lol.

by SXIX0000 November 12, 2018

Microwave

A fucking lovely utensil use for kys and cooking yeast infected bread

My nun just sharted on my bread I think i need a lovely microwave to sausage the toasted bread brotherman

by Yung spicy philapeno cochie November 3, 2019