Microwave

A fucking lovely utensil use for kys and cooking yeast infected bread

My nun just sharted on my bread I think i need a lovely microwave to sausage the toasted bread brotherman

by Yung spicy philapeno cochie November 3, 2019

MicroWarehouse

a job environment or workplace which employs over-qualified personel at high wages only to give paycuts shortly after. Once employed there you are required to brown-nose and lick ass to avoid being terminated. Even brown-nosers and ass lickers are not safe from termination because MicroWarehouse is notorious for performing random layoffs for no apparent reason. After a full shift of work in an environment such as this, most people begin to feel suicidal tendencies setting in.
(see: Office Space)

I was in a good mood until I got to MicroWarehouse, now that my shift is half way over I have a strong urge to hurt myself or someone else.

by Oh Canada July 6, 2003

Microwaved

a sexual term. when you cover your dick in hot sauce and have sex with a female

friend: hey, I microwaved jenny last nice

you:nice

by matsh December 3, 2010

Microwave

A chick with a face so busted it looks like it was cooked in a microwave.

Ew, that chick look like she got down syndrome & look at that grill! That bitch a microwave!

by Kamen BTJ August 28, 2007

Microwaved Hotdog

a nasty disgusting person

omg hailey is such a microwaved hotdog i cant belive bart is dating her

by smoojieho April 21, 2018

Microwave inflation

of or pertaining to the increased cost of cellular products.

The microwave inflation of the first decade after 2000 caused basic phone services to soar from about $25.00 per household to $100.00 per individual.

by Dich August 9, 2011

microwaves

1. A perm hairstyle using a microwavable heat cap which accelerates the setting of the perm solution.
2. The heating cap itself, the brand name of the apparatus.

Once you get your weave done, come to my house and I'll give you microwaves.

by i1abnrk June 19, 2010