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Mexican Stand-Down

When two or more people are so courteous to one another, it becomes painful.

Particularly common with food at restaurants, or when opening doors for others.
"Parky, would you like this last dumpling?"
"No, please. You have it."
"Parky, I insist. Please eat it."
"I couldn't possibly take that last dumpling. Please, it's yours..."
Ad nauseam.
WAITER: "Welp! It looks like we've got ourselves a Mexican Stand-Down!"

Mexican Tornado 

Chasing a shot of Tequila with a hit of weed, resulting in spinning around and knocking things over while saying "Ay yay yay!"
I was so messed up after that Mexican Tornado I threw up on everything I knocked over.
Mexican Tornado by gotomattex April 21, 2010

MEXICAN SUNRISE 

WHILE SLEEPING AND WANTING TO WAKE UP YOUR PARTNER, YOU QUICKLY FIRE A FINGER INTO YOUR PARTNERS ANUS CAUSING THEM TO BECOME STARTLED CAUSING THEM TO TURN TOWARDS YOU, AT THIS POINT YOU QUICKLY DRAG YOUR FINGER ACROSS THERE UPPER LIP, YELLING OUT AN OLE.
THIS MORNING MY BOYFRIEND REFUSED TO GET UP SO I QUICKLY GAVE HIM A MEXICAN SUNRISE, SURPRISNGLY HE LIKED IT AND PRETENDED TO FALL ASLEEP AGAIN.

Mexican Kitchen 

The act of licking and/or tonguing a woman's butt hole from behind.
All of us admitted that we had at one time or another eaten at the Mexican Kitchen.

Mexican Sausage 

The act of performing anal sex using only hot sauce as a lubricant.
Give that bitch a double serving of Mexican Sausage with her eggs,she won't know what hit her.

Mexican touchdown 

A quote said by the popular character Catbug on a Cartoon Hangover youtube show called Bravest Warriors.
Mexican touchdown, Mexican Touchdown, mexican mexican touchdown!
Mexican touchdown by A legit sourse December 15, 2017