melonballer

A euphemism for a male homosexual. May be considered derogatory.

That Perez Hilton, he's a real melonballer, eh?

by unprophetable July 1, 2009

melon playground

a mobile game that is like people playground made by sliz/zooi

Dude Play Melon Playground

by XeeXawMSM February 5, 2023

Cunt Melon

a person who has opportunities to get with girls but never does

Daniel is a Cunt Melon...he is an attractive guy no homo, but he took this one girl on the beach for 2 hours and ended up doing nothing

by AndyPrettyBoi April 7, 2011

melony

Grand theft watermelon constitutes a melony.

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There are three types of offence: misdemeanour, melony and felony.

by DUotdnes January 5, 2008

melon tree

A tall thin large breasted women who resembles a melon tree

Marissa Miller is a perfect example of a melon tree

by ek kitchen crew December 10, 2010

Melon Time

The period of time in which you are, you will and possibly could be all at the same time, whilst still enjoying the fact that you are living at a great time for melons.

It's Harry Potter Melon Time!

by garbagecharacter December 16, 2011

Melon

When used as an adjective, Melon is an insult. However, it is used mainly in a joking sense. If one wants to offend someone or have a comeback, melon is not very suited to this. Used as a Noun, Melon (or most commonly Melons) can be a slang word for breasts. Synonyms for Melon are words such as nob and dumbfuck.

Student A: I forgot to bring my test preparation papers.
Student B: Of course you did ya Melon.

by bennyboy123yetheboys November 27, 2018