a peanut butter mouth massage is when the girl, using a strap-on, puts it in her man's butt and then proceeds to put it in his mouth.
by The Roflcopter Man March 16, 2005
A knockout punch delivered in a pub or on St Patty's Day. Like most massages, the recipient needs to be woken up when it's over.
by ITZOFFICIAL August 8, 2014
A reusable heated massage pad. Looks like a heart shaped boob implant with a little metal disk inside. Snap the disk and it starts to heat up. After use, boil it for 10 minutes and start all over!
by cdoodle October 7, 2009
Julius Caesar gave Cleopatra an Egyptian head massage, then turned to Brutus and said, "And you, Brutus?"
by Your Dad367347543567 January 7, 2007
Screwing someone in the nose so hard that their brain is reduced to mush. The name derives from the fact when ancient Egyptians were mummifying a corpse, they would remove the brain by sticking a poker up the nose, scrambling the brain, and yanking it out through the nose.
Caesar gave Cleopatra an Egyptian head massage, then looked and Brutus and asked, "And you, Brutus?"
by Your Dad367347543567 December 17, 2006
by Blue Cawdrey November 19, 2004
a body massage machine is a vibrator.....so a mr. body massage machine is a vibrator....it's just a fucking vibrator
"I'm going to the drugstore to get a Mr. Body Massage Machine!I'll be pretty occupied for the next few hours, so don't call me."
by One of the other Alexes February 13, 2008