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Markiphobia

"Jimmy has Markiphobia after the thorn-bush incident."
"Jimmy caught Markiphobia after he fell in the ice"
by PyroBones August 24, 2023
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Markypoo

Markypoo
Im going to see my Markypoo
by Luca9183627 October 8, 2023
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Markiplier Paradox

When a person is simultaneously the dumbest person in the room and the smartest person in the room.
Person 1: Dude, how the hell did he get outta that bad hand?
Person 2: The Markiplier Paradox. He's somehow both bad and good at poker.
by War zone boi January 27, 2024
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marsupial poucher

A sexual preference in which a female takes 2 peni in the pouch (vagina) and 1 in the ouch (rectal orifice).
Jimmy and Steve helped me give Rachel a Marsupial Poucher
by Craydaddy January 30, 2024
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Markus

This man gets all the hoes, bitches, women, trannys, latinas, snowbunnies, asians, and anything with any feminine characteristics. This man has a large cock (10+ Inches) and everyone wants to be him. He gets the respect of anyone who is lucky enough to cross him.
OMG Markus!!! I want to slob on your knob! How do you last long enough to get through the entire female population???!!!!
by pimpniggalord696969 November 19, 2023
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Markiplier's Brother

Don't search markiplier's brother, worst mistake of my life
by gachalifesucks December 9, 2023
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Markus

A man who loves his cousin and wants to be with her 24/7 because she makes him feel alive oh man how he loves her
i markus my cousin
by Savageboii23 March 12, 2024
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