Next level Mahoney logic

1) Over-thinking something to the degree that your eventual course of action is the exact opposite of the standard approach to a problem or solution
2) Self convincing that is designed to make your solution palatable, even if it contradicts well established protocols that are evidence based

Resident1: The patient has an abscess on his back and a blood sugar in the 300s but the attending decided that he wants to bring his blood sugar down before draining the infection, just in case

Resident2: Really? The elevated blood sugar is due to the infection. Draining it should reduce the blood sugar. And the attending wants to correct this first? Wow, that's some next level Mahoney logic.

by BCH Resident November 16, 2011

Mahoned

Popular term used when someone has been embarrased/made a fool of/proved wrong or hurt. Same connotations as the popular phrase "owned".

The phrase was created after Alexander Mahone, the fictional character portrayed by William Fitchner in the popular American Television series Prison Break.

1) You just got Mahoned.
2) I've been Mahoned.
3) i)Awww man, just lost my green'
ii)Mahoned

by rfcjuni0r February 3, 2009

maloney

maloney,hybrid,comes from the name malone and some origin of stunting,a regular member of any girl that has been fucked over by a man aka "a maloney"

e.g. caoimhe got maloned!or got a maloney!

by maloney October 14, 2006

mahoney

Eating a loud crunchy food, such as corn nuts, in the close vicinity of someone trying to concentrate.

That bitch pulled a mahoney when I was trying to take the SAT.

by hesKEET May 14, 2006

masoned

Getting so drunk that you can barely talk, don't remember any of the nights activities, and do random weird shit like crack eggs into toasters and put shoes into blenders when you get home from drinking.

I went to the roxy last night, and got so masoned, I can't believe I made it back home afterwards

by Maxxscam September 25, 2011

dirty mahoney

The act of teabaggin a girl (preferably passed out)...nuts on mouth, and sitting full force on her face stuffing her nose into ure asshole

I brought that bitch back to my house and gave her the dirty mahoney.

by adam krej January 29, 2008

gums maloney

a female, typically going thru a mid-life crisis, with large gums that enjoys drinking tequila.

Gums Maloney only drinks tequila that rots out her ass.

by custodian22 May 26, 2009