Monster Ass Monster 

When you have a huge ass and your ass is eating your pants exposing your crack.

when big ol' aunt sally came over last Christmas she had a Monster Ass Monster

Monster Ass Monster by frosty8 June 25, 2008

monster dip 

1. A gigantic dip(smokeless tobacco) placed behind the lip. 2. A large horseship dip.

Satanic Voice: Put in a ma ma ma monster dip dip dip(echo)
Jimmy: Why?
Satanic Voice: Real men eat rocks and shit gunpowder or put in ginormous dips.
Jimmy: I dont want to...
Satanic Voice: Then you will DIE DIE DIE(echo)!!!

monster dip by MonsterDipper88 October 10, 2007

Monster cock 

a delicious chicken brand

Trott: hey smith come with me to see Ross he's got some monster cock over at his apartment.
Smith: sure i haven't had my tea yet.

Monster cock by Hulks_Raging_Boner September 6, 2015

monster garage

A television show on the Discover Channel that is hosted by Jesse James. They do crazy custom conversions of cars, bikes, boats and other cool stuff.

Did you see the turbo boat they made into a car on Monster Garage?

monster garage by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

Monster-Schwanzer 

Penis of enormous proportions.

Dont slap me with your monster schwanzer!

Monster-Schwanzer by Prometheus July 29, 2003

monster of the month 

Usually reffering to the ''whore of the month''; the girls EVERYONE'S fucking.

James: Hey look, its Mary.
Jessica: She's the Monster of the Month. Fucked her twice.

monster of the month by heatherrrrr. June 18, 2008

Monster Zero 

The Planet X code name for the alien monster, King Ghidorah.

On Planet X, everything has a number. King Ghidorah is Monster Zero. (the quote from the movie is actually "number zero", but I had the use the phrase "Monster Zero" in the example, so there you go)

Monster Zero by NickJownz March 13, 2009