by Minge monster September 8, 2016

Jane: Have you heard about nasty John and his shenanigans? He has a thing for virgins.
Diana: What's the matter with him?
Jane: Well, he's a hymen miner, all right.
Diana: What's the matter with him?
Jane: Well, he's a hymen miner, all right.
by The Miner September 30, 2012

A person who mines lobsters for a living at the bottom of the ocean. Usually part of a larger lobster mining company or lobster mining union. This person mines lobsters for a considerable profit. Equipment includes a pick axe and scuba gear.
What does John do for a living nowadays?
Oh he's a lobster miner.
That's cool, i bet he rakes in the cash.
Oh he's a lobster miner.
That's cool, i bet he rakes in the cash.
by Ryan Paul Brooks December 15, 2008

Love him or hate him, people make memes of him on how he should get another nerf when he's already been nerfed a million times.
by captaincto January 16, 2022

One who digs deep at the office parties, taking particular glee suckling colleagues in the lift shaft
by Just4Laughs September 9, 2010

by B3£1GHT December 31, 2021
