minecraft

minecraft is a game that has been giving us that feeling of overdosing on crack since day 1.the last time i overdosed on crack was with the bois in shack on april 20.

make a wish kid:Mommmm! can I get minecraft?
mom:shut the fuck up you ebola looking fuck!!
make a wish kid:alright i'll just play mincraft lite...
mom:damn right you fucking bitch that aint nuttin but a faggot that doesnt know wut weed is!

by fortniteisgey June 10, 2019

Minecraft

A kick ass game that is very epic

retard : Minecraft sucks
epic gamer : no u
retard : dies

by some random pers0n August 5, 2019

minecraft

some good shit (weed)

hey kyle pass the minecraft

by yeetieskeetie August 30, 2019

Minecraft

This is where you get girl friend from and get booty time but just to find out it is your uncle

dang I found out my Minecraft girl is me uncle

by doctor oofy oof September 13, 2019

Minecraft

Minecraft may look like just another survival fantasy RPGmade out of blocks. But when you play it for the first time, you will become “Awakened” you will realize that Minecraft is the escape from the cruel unjust world that humanity has conquered and corrupted. True joy and happiness is within us all, and Minecraft is the keymaster. A world of your own, we’re you can be free and live in harmony with all that’s around you. Including your friends who have also been “Awakended.” First you are building your house and thinking about how your gonna survive the night, next your screaming into the mic because your friend led a creeper inside and blew your house to blocks. And lastly, your sitting on the shore, staring out above the sea at the beutiful square sunset, with your 3 bffs by your side. All the while your thinking, you know...life’s good.

My future Grandson in 2065: “Hey Paw Paw? What is Mine Craft. Our history teacher told us about it at school. He told about the signing of the World Wide Peace treaty and how Minecraft caused it all. He told us stuff about uniting all humanity with this Mine Craft thing and—”
Me: *chuckles*
Grandson: “What is it Paw Paw?”
Me: “Minecraft? *Puffs Smoke* I haven’t heard that name in years...”

by WordWizzard69 October 8, 2019

Minecraft

The best game ever invented and if you dont play your just broke lol

Billy the cool kid: hey tom do you play minecraft
Tom: no i dont like it
Billy the cool kid: your so gay and broke dude....

by G4YM3R October 12, 2019

Minecraft

Minecraft is often described as a ‘sandbox game’. This means that it’s a virtual land where users can create their own worlds and experiences, using building blocks, resources discovered on the site and their own creativity.

Minecraft is a game about breaking and placing blocks. At first, people built structures to protect against nocturnal monsters, but as the game grew players worked together to create wonderful, imaginative things.
It can also be about adventuring with friends or watching the sun rise over a blocky ocean. It’s pretty. Brave players battle terrible things in The Nether, which is more scary than pretty. You can also visit a land of mushrooms if it sounds more like your cup of tea.

by mikebilly04 June 26, 2016