Pick-Up Lines

An unintelligent way man or woman tries to pick up a potential mate with a one hundred percent failure rate. Only works if the person is beyond idiotic or has extreme low self esteem issues, i.e sluts or douche bags.

Examples of Pick-Up Lines:

Example 1:

A creepy man in a bar: *Walks up to intelligent, classy woman* "Are you Latina?"

Classy Lady: " Yes, I'm part Mexican." "Why do you ask?"

Creepy Man: "I have always loved Mexican women."

Classy Lady: *Rolls eyes* "And your point is?" "I have had this line used on me before and let's just say it's quit lame and pathetic." "This is why YOU are single."

Creepy Man: *Mumbles expletives because he got shot down, son!*

Example 2:

Trashy Club Slut: *Staggers up drunkenly to an intelligent "Do you eat lots of Lucky Charms?"

Intellectual Man: *Looks at her oddly* "No......."

Trashy Club Slut: "Because you look magically delicious." *wink,wink as she stumbles some more.*

Intellectual Man: "I think you need to sober up, and no thank you."

Trashy Club Slut: *Mumbles and gets pissed because she got rejected, son!*

by MiVidaCocina July 14, 2014

blurred lines

a song by Robin Thicke featuring Pharrell Williams and TI. it features infectious 70s disco beats, lyrics in a crooning manner about getting a hot girl at a club to cheat on her man with said artists, and a sampling on a continuous loop of Michael Jackson's "ooh!" from Don't Stop Til You Get Enough. it is a favorite of women 40-60 years old for they grew up in the disco era and in turn like "the music in this song."

mom: ooh! blurred lines! turn it up!
kid: mom, that song is lame.
mom: i don't care. It reminds me of the days when i hung out with your dad at the club...
kid: mom, stop.

by bradygirl August 19, 2013

Matt and Lynsey

A couple based on lies. In which the man has been cheating the girl since they got together, with the girl she thinks he left her for.

Matt and Lynsey's relationship is such a joke, she's crazy if she thinks they are exclusive

by lakersfan34 November 23, 2010

Lyndsey

A very unique name used for a unique person. This person is beautiful inside and out and won’t let you down. If you meet a Lyndsey boys hold on tight and don’t let go.

I wish I knew a Lyndsey.

by ldawg227 October 22, 2019

lyns mom

a big skanky neanderthal woman who scares the shit out of men until they give into her sexual desires. poor men, AND NO I AM NOT A VICTIM SO FUCK YOU.

DUDE, look at what that that lyns mom is doing to that poor man's pecker.

by i love you lyn October 3, 2003

lonesome dove

The act of fucking reverse cowboy style while using rusty hooks and the reigns.

Note; make sure to stretch beforehand, as the rusty hooks will require you to stretch your arms backwards and your dick forwards and under.

This should only be done to avoid doing anything important. Especially when being asked to help do something that would otherwise inconvenience yourself.

Ex: Joseph was supposed to pick up the kids but called saying he was busy with the lonesome dove, and now child protective services is here.

Adam was supposed to help us carry grandmas casket at the funeral but ended up lonesome doving us.

I have a job interview today, but I think I might lonesome dove that shit.

by Oliver Loving June 8, 2016

Call Of Duty Lines

Lines that appear on belly when hunching to play Call of Duty (CoD for short) or other multiplayer games. Sometimes looks like a six pack.

#1 Hey dude, nice six pack! How did you get it?

#2 Dont tell anyone, but these are Call of Duty lines...

#1 Oh, well it really looks like a six pack.

#2 Yea i play CoD too much.

by Danisdaman12 April 6, 2010