Luna bar girl

Similar to a granola girl in that she generally likes being outside and being active but likes being conventionally attractive enough to never dirt bag it out of her van due to a lack of regular hot showers.

Mary is too tidy and pretty to be a granola girl. She'll go rock climbing on Saturday but still wants to look hot and get a martini with Chad on Sunday. She's more of a Luna bar girl.

by A-terrible-time December 23, 2021

lenarblack

someone idk: whos ur fav shifttoker?

me and literally every other human with a decent mind: LENARBLACK OMG.

someone idk: SAME OMG SHES THE BEST BRO
i love lena sm, and ik many other people do as well. she motivates so many people including myself, shes the reason i havent given up. lena i love u, ur literally my fav person ever and u help me with genuinely everything not just shifting like when smths wrong or like i feel bad i go to ur tiktok and i feel better and i just ugh, i really appreciate you. lena ur my god.

someone idk: whos ur fav shifttoker?

me and literally every other human with a decent mind: LENARBLACK OMG.

someone idk: SAME OMG SHES THE BEST BRO

by he4rrtsss April 2, 2022

Luana

Luana is a sassy girl, some may say she’s absolutely savage, and a bit mean at times. Always in ripped jeans, her life is not the best, but at least she has life. Her favorite drink is an Aperol Spritz, which she likes best when drinking in a exotic grassy field. Her friends can often be seen crying because of something that she said. She often drops hints about you visiting her, but she will never actually invite you over. She will often randomly spit her drinks at you, whether on purpose or on accident, only Luana will ever know.

Person 1: “Look at her! That girl is a bully.”
Person 2: “Yeah, she’s such a Luana! What a savage.”

by Bea&Suzie June 11, 2022

Lena

Emo. Queen of emos.

Emo: is that an emo
Emo Lena: yes

by The only president August 29, 2022

Lena

Lenas are a phenomenon. Bad ones. Very bad ones. In the lists of misfortunes across the globe, such as 9/11, the creation of Discord, and Steve Buscemi's face, Lenas rank highly amongst them. Very highly. In fact, it is thought that the condition known as Maidenlessness, a severe malignant disease that affects 9/10 theatre kids, originated from the Lena species. Lenas would like to pretend they are in the possession of Maidens, but this is merely a side effect of their condition, possibly procured from their time in theatre. Lenas' physical form, however, is simply a vessel for an entity far beyond our comprehension. For the most part, the entity that resides within a Lena's physiology cannot be typically detected, even upon scrutinous examination, with the exception of observing their foreheads, which has been mutated in order for the being that exists within Lenas to operate comfortably. This "thing" that is within a Lena's form seems to be powered by cheese, rice crackers, and in the late autumn season, chocolate and candy. In conclusion, a Lena should be handled with the utmost caution, lest one suffer the consequences of becoming friends with them, consequences so severe that one may actually begin to be grateful for their friendship with such a person. Should this occur, it is too late, and is forced to ride along within any machinations they are pulled into by a Lena. And sometimes, those machinations aren't so bad.
-A Lena's Bestie

"OH MY GOSH, IT'S A LENA"
"RED ALERT, RED ALERT"

by QJQQQQ November 10, 2022

Luina

THE HOTTEST LITTLE QUEEN YOU WILL EVER MEET. DON'T TRUST THIS BI*** THOUGH. SHE'LL LIE TO YOU ABOUT WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THE JJK FANDOM AND SHE'LL TRAUMATIZE YOU WITH JUST ONE SENTENCE.

LUINA IS A CESSILY'S WIFE

by ANSALFDALF October 6, 2023

ernesto luna

No ones better that simple...

We need to bring the best of the best. Get Ernesto Luna!

by 3six March 27, 2017