A 'Blanket Lifter', is the term given to the fiercely powerful fart in
bed that has the
power to raise aloft the
bed sheets much to the disdain of the partner laying akin.
What the fuck did you do that for?? You scared me AND the dog (Which
shot clean off the
bed and into the hall yelping!!!) Next time you need a
blanket lifter go to the fucking toilet you dirty bastard, you nearly had my eye out!