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Levels Of Douche Baggary

Levels Of Douche Baggary

Level One: Douche bag.
The lowest level of douche baggary.

Level Two: Douche Bowl.
Someone who is being slightly more douche-e-er then a douche bag.

Level Three: Douche Bucket.
Someone who is a just being a whole bucket of douche.
Someone who is slightly more douche-e-er then a douche bowl.

Level Four: Douche Bin.
Someone who is close to the biggest douche you have ever met or seen.

Someone who is slightly more douche-e-er then a douche bucket.

Level Five: Douche Barrel.
Someone who is the BIGGEST douche EVER. Like in all of existence.

Someone who is excessively douche-e-er then all of the above.
Do YOU know the levels of douche baggary?
by TheMotherFukinPrincess November 11, 2009
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third level

An adjective used to discribe ones behavior. Depending on the context can be really good or really bad, but always denotes an extreeme.
My idiot friend was being such a third level, telling everyone how i spilt an entire pint of Guinness on myself!
by Go-man June 1, 2006
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breaking sea level

To take a huge dump that while resting on the bottom of the toilet is large enough to form an island
That was a great dump; I just broke sea level!
by randall December 9, 2003
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above sea level

When someone needs to take such a large dump that the resulting pile of feces rises above the water level of the toilet.
My bathroom smelled so bad since my roommate's shit was above sea level.
by syaoran October 18, 2008
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next level hoe shit

Wow keisha really sucked my niggas dick in front of my 5 yr old. That's some next level hoe shit.
by Blitzed4lyfe20 September 19, 2017
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sea level

The alititude in which the gluteal region is found. To catch someone "below sea level" is to find someone staring at another's posterior.
Person 1: Bro did you see Sophie's ass in those jeans???
Person 2: Yeah bro I caught Jason below sea level when she got up from her chair
by primetrack November 17, 2018
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Under-levered

The state of being in the top position of a reverse cowboy.
Oh I was so under-levered with Raul last night.
by InspectorSlap October 15, 2020
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