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Google lazy

When you are too lazy to google something yourself. So you text a friend and ask them the question you could have easily googled yourself.
Kelli (texting): "What kind of material was Han Solo frozen in?"

Brigette (replying): "Carbonite, my Google lazy little sister."
by classikjane August 31, 2012
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Lazy Munch

Where your licking a girl out but you hope you will get a blow job quicker. So you do not put in 100% effort in.
Callum: So how did it go last night?
Danny: We lazy munched
by seckerisacunt December 21, 2014
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lazy bathe

When you know you should take a shower but are running late or just don't want to so you do everything but take a shower. i.e. Much deodorant, perfume/cologne, moist towelettes...etc.
I was running so late this morning that I didn't have time to shower so I lazy bathed.

I lazy bathe as much as possible in the winter because the air is so cold.
by PrincessAmanda October 9, 2008
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Lazy Smart

Texpo the VCP of 1C, got scolded by every teachers including the LAC teacher. Loves Koala and playing Monkeytype on the lesson. The word, lazy smart, can also be used as a verb or adjective to describe Texpo
by Fat duck pro December 19, 2022
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Quantum Laziness

When you're so lazy out of you’re fucking mind that you do something and you do it the harder way rather than the easier way, and you’re too fucking stupid to realize it.

Tends to happen when you’re stoned out of your fucking mind
Dude, i got the quantum laziness. I wanted to change the channel on my smart TV and instead of grabbing the remote right next to me I downloaded a remote app on my phone and it took twice as long as it would if I just used my ACTUAL fucking remote.
by RudolfMagnusson August 14, 2021
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Lazy wanker

Australian slang

Fucking ugly or fat girls because you dont want to have a wank
How did you end up fucking that pig last night Bruce.

Well you know me mate I'm just a lazy wanker.
by Sprot December 28, 2011
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lazy funnel

"Needa split to the bog mate. Have a savage lazy funnel"
by whit3o January 3, 2015
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