lazy relapse

When one tries to be more active and healthy, but relapses back into their addiction of binge Netflix and snacks.

I was going to get a six-pack this summer, but I had a lazy relapse and have been stuck ever since.

by Netflixandsnacks July 22, 2014

lazy leslie

A lazy girl, who sits around her room drinking beer and eating takis while texting her friend Lazy

Lazy Leslie is a person that don't do anything

by Lazy :) June 15, 2017

Uber Lazy

Taking an Uber for a embarrassingly short ride.

"We could walk the 6 blocks to the concert but I'm feeling Uber lazy."

by Kevbo72 November 25, 2019

Lazy Stranger

When a male commences in the act of sitting on top of his own hands until they become numb and fall asleep. Then he starts to masturbate, and because his hands are asleep it feels like a "stranger" that is quite "lazy."

Dude guess what i did last night

what?

i gave myself a lazy stranger

a "lazy stranger?"

yeah, its when you sit on yourhands till they fall asleep and then you jerk off with it!

dude! you fag!

No dude trust me,its cool, dont worry about it,c'mon trust me.

by Rusty Shacklefurd May 22, 2008

The lazy fireman

When you goin in hard then you proceed to pull out. Then light the pussy hair on fire and jizz to put it out

Ayo my ex gave me the lazy fireman and now my pussy looks like a schnauzer with 3rd degree burns

by Crack15 August 30, 2019

lazy egg

A tiny little egg man that will turn Melissa’s mood around. Also he got a cute butt. Aka gudetame.

I was feeling doomed, but then I saw this lazy egg and now I’m shout-speaking about it’s cute butt.

by Real_Spen November 17, 2018

lazy cobra

The act of laying a flaccid penis across someone's shoulder.

Cameron's shoulder was hurting so I gave him a lazy cobra!

by Lazy cobra 69 September 06, 2015