lazy relationship

Saying "I Love You" without following up with actions.

Man 1: Dude all I have to do is say I Love You and my gf thinks I'm the greatest.

Man 2: Dude you're in a lazy relationship.

by donb2 January 8, 2014

lazy funnel

Leaky ass

"Needa split to the bog mate. Have a savage lazy funnel"

by whit3o January 3, 2015

lazy change

coins that won't work in the vending machine.

Hey, do you have a nickle I can have, I have some lazy change and the candy machine will not take.

by shifter7six June 30, 2008

Lazy typer

A lazy typer is someone who doesn’t spell out words to the full extent

Lazy typer key phrases : You’re ; ur. What are you doing ; wryd .

Okay ; k. You ; u. I love you ; ily.

by Melissa Cox January 6, 2019

the lazy servant

a girl uses the toilet while sucking a guys dick

Tennesse-"You ever get a lazy servant from a fat girl?"
Russy-"Sometimes the lazy servant just has to happen..."

by RussD707 January 2, 2012

lazy relapse

When one tries to be more active and healthy, but relapses back into their addiction of binge Netflix and snacks.

I was going to get a six-pack this summer, but I had a lazy relapse and have been stuck ever since.

by Netflixandsnacks July 22, 2014

lazy egg

A tiny little egg man that will turn Melissa’s mood around. Also he got a cute butt. Aka gudetame.

I was feeling doomed, but then I saw this lazy egg and now I’m shout-speaking about it’s cute butt.

by Real_Spen November 17, 2018