Slap my knee and call me pickle

An expression of enlightenment and revelation concerning information that was previously unknown.

Sam and J rode down highway 81 to the honky tonk bar. A Wheeler Walker Jr. song played over the truck radio - Eatin Pussy, Kickin Ass.
Sam looked at J. Her eyes glistened with regret.

"J, we have a situation," Sam said.
"What happened?"
"I seem to have shit my pants, J"
"Well slap my knee and call me pickle, Sam," J muttered. "I'm turnin' this truck around baby."

by ChandlerHasStrongShoulders March 26, 2022

Knee Stopper

The act of pulling apart your butt-cheeks and putting them on a knee while you have violent diarreah. The knee will block of the diarreah and make it fly in every direction.

One time, when I was little, I was sitting on my my mom's lap and I accidentily gave her a Knee Stopper. Whoops.

by Octavio Hermendez November 5, 2006

Kneebone Moment

A moment of extreme triumph, or celebration, over the unlikeliest of odds, involving a 'heroic stance', firmly planted legs, hands either confidently on hips or perhaps held skyward, perhaps with a sword.

Derived, as far as I can tell, from a misunderstanding/evolution of the meaning of 'an achilles heel', as the knee bone is a vunerable part of the human body, but a part which carries the weight of expectation that such a pose implies.

"The bit in 'Born to Run' by Bruce Springsteen right after he shouts '1...2...3...4!' is a pure Kneebone Moment"

"Standing on top of a mountain with a broadsword raised to the heavens as thunder explodes around you is about as unadulterated a Kneebone Moment as you can get"

Any song written by Jim Steinman will probably contain at least one Kneebone Moment.

by Science Man Jr July 20, 2009

Knee-gering

(A play on the words Knee and Fingering.)

The act of useing ones knee to rub ones pussy for self pleasure.

Jade: OMG!! last night instead of having sex with me, John started knee-gering me!!

Jill: Sounds like a personal problem.

Jade: -_______-

by DLoDo November 29, 2011

Knee Deep

A certain male or female individual who is very popular with the opposite sex and could have anyone he wanted.

Guy 1: Wow steve's got so many girls wanting him!
Guy 2: He is just so knee Deep right now.

by Toby Dye January 10, 2012

do you use knee pads?

when a female is giving a blowjob her knees may be bruised. so you can use this term to ask if some has given a blowjob.

hey ______ do you use knee pads?

by thwordonthestreet May 10, 2014

Kneegrow

Kneegrow: A nickname given to a person of african american descent.

Frank is african american, Frank is black, Frank is kneegrow.

by ~Keyona January 9, 2004