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cleveland steamer

It is the ultimate way to end a relationship. Basically, it boils down to having goodbye sex followed by a laying down of the fecal matter upon the chest of your now ex-partner. >:)
She may have broken up with me but I think I got the last laugh with that cleveland steamer I graced her with after.
by Charles Ulysess Farley September 15, 2005
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cleveland steamer

the act of taking a doo-doo on your partners chest either during sex(usually titty fucking) or after he/she has fallen asleep. You then proceed to roll around and flatten the doo-doo pie out like a steamroller. Usually after this you want to run away.
i was afraid of breaking up with Jen face to face, so i gave her a cleveland steamroller after she fell asleep and ditched.
by Nick Nicholson April 20, 2005
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Cleveland head

"Yeah, I bagged Machine Gun Kelly's Cleveland girl last night."
"How was it?"
"That bitch gave me Cleveland head. I almost had to go to the hospital!"
"Sucks, man."
by Heemsophilia August 25, 2011
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Cleveland Steamer

(N)a.)The act of dropping stink nuggets on someones chest before during or after sex (can be used as a punishment, break up tactic or fetish act)
b.)a way of telling your kids that you hate them
by FIRSTCAVY January 19, 2004
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cleveland hot waffle

the act of when a woman shits on a her partners chest then proceeds to hit it with a tennis racket thus making it look like a waffle
Jessica totally gave me a cleveland hot waffle last night.
by BMTH_1234 July 4, 2016
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The Cleveland Browns

Several large pieces of brown feces.
by DirtyMoney907 February 8, 2010
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Cleveland Scrape

when poop touches your scrotum while going number 2.
I leaned back too far while taking a shit it gave me a Cleveland Scrape and made me cringe.
by Graven Sevagorn August 24, 2010
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