Kirked

a wildly irrational reaction or spell of behavior; to freak-out

Guy: Dude my girlfriend 'kirked'/'kirked-out' when I told her my ex was at that party last night.

by H_fit May 29, 2018

Kirked

someone who gets shot for stating his opinion, murdered, assasinated.

Oh man, I heard MLK got kirked back in the day.

by yomamakalabunga September 19, 2025

Charlie Kirk Effect

When Grindr starts reporting outages anywhere there is a large Republican gathering, due to closeted use of the app.

Charlie Kirk's Memorial caused a Grindr outage because there were too many people connecting at the same time; Charlie Kirk Effect in full swing.

by CharlestonKirk September 22, 2025

charlie kirk

someone who died in a school shooting or something

Who is charlie kirk?
Never heard of him until he died in a school shooting
Huh.

by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing September 10, 2025

Circle-Kirk

1. a partisan group that only listens to and validates opinions of Charlie Kirk, dismissing any opposing viewpoints.
2. Any viewpoints opposing Xharlie Kirk are actively silenced or rejected. In online forums, this can be done through downvoting or harassing dissenting members. In real-world settings, it can manifest as shunning or shaming those who challenge the status quo.
3. a self-indulgent, unproductive group dynamic where like-minded people uncritically praise and validate the opinions of Charlie Kirk

I went the the circle-kirk but I ended up with a frothy santorum that I didn't ask for.

by Polska_Kielbasa September 22, 2025

Kirk

1. Slang for receiving neck, or oral sex.
2. An alternative word for the part of the body connecting the head to the rest of the body.

1. My girl just gave me the best Kirk of my life!
2. My Kirk has been hurting for a while, maybe I should see a doctor.

by fountainfanatic784 October 15, 2025

Kirked

this is said to someone who takes a long time to process something simple. I.e. someone bathing with washing soap

Mmh you’ve kirked

by unknown SIC December 4, 2023