kinderwhore

One of the most amazing songs on the face of the earth produced by Shabutie

Holy crap Kinderwhore is the best song on the face of the earth. Claudio Sanchez's voice makes my panties wet.

by thefallofanna April 12, 2008

Kinder egg

...The same as the above but with a crappy build it yourself toy inside an awkward to open pale blue pod of doom!

Imagine an egg made of dark and white chocolate, with a little bit of pure hell inside it that you give to your kid to try and bite open, who you end up taking to hospital beacause the blue pod snapped back closed on their lip and removed a chunk of it!!!

DONT BUY ONE!!!

by Triple J April 26, 2005

kinderpimp

Young guys who hang out with or date prostitots

That little prostitot outside the Old Navy is probably waiting for her kinderpimp

by Smitch September 19, 2005

Kinder-bat

A gothic human being.

Wow Stu!!! That chick is dressed like a kinderbat!

by Hilary December 2, 2003

Off Kilter

The definition of this word is in and of itself not "on kilter". I thought I would use symbols like " and "" ... you see.. that is two of them there. Please ask yourself... am I really reading something that someone just types for little to no reason? Then forget you asked that and carry on. Be good. Or. Well, just be good until we talk. Sometime.

For example, I really think I am off kilter after a couple mexican lunches in the can. You know? You better know. I am nean ... sorry I meant to spell "mean"... but I spelled it "nean".. my bad. Anyway. This is a good example.

by David Mother H P. October 12, 2004

kinderwelt

children's world. From the German words kinder (children) and welt (world).

The kinderwelt is more pleasant that the adults' world.

by uttam maharjan August 6, 2010

Kinder surprise

When a group of guys all jizz into a bowl and then pour it into a girls vagina. When the baby is born they do a DNA test and whoever is the dad is the loser.

Boys, let's all get together and play kinder surprise with becky

by Tysonguy November 30, 2015