Jordan Witzigreuter 

Also known as "The Ready Set". He's the most amazing guy known to man-kind. He will blow your mind with a look in the eye or 2 words. He is incredibly hot & funny & the best person you could ever meet. He is the best musician & 57,328,459,305,607% pure perfect. no one can possibly NOT love him. <3

I can't possibly give you an example of the amazing man himself, Jordan Witzigreuter. so go on youtube & go listen to him!

Jordan Witzigreuter by JLWitzigreuter August 2, 2011

Jordan 

Jordan is an amazing guy. He is funny, understanding, aggressive, honest, unforgettable. loyal, etc. Jordan might seem a little standoffish, but once you get to know him you will see he is a kind and loving person who is very funny and just wants to be there for you.He's had a rough past, lost loved ones, and gone through things a teenage boy should never have to experience. His fidelity might be swayed at times, but he knows when he's done wrong, and he'll make it right.

"Jordan you are my best friend and ily"

Jordan by Teen-Wolf-13 July 23, 2018

Michael Jordan 

The G.O.A.T. of the basketball world

MJ is the greatest of all time

Michael Jordan by C-Note 2000 May 16, 2005

Jordan 

In a female case: a jordan is someone who is sensitive and caring, she likes to have fun but is not trashy. Tries to be nice to others but can be a real bitch if you get on her bad side. Never mess with one of a jordan's friends, because she will rip your head off in a second. Is a good and loyal girlfriend, a little boy crazy, flirty, and respects herself. She is outgoing and is probably more than likely more than glad to be your friend if you be hers.

You: Wow, that girl seems great.
Me: Yeah, she looks like a Jordan to me.

Jordan by Barrett Rains January 11, 2012

Newt 'Rebecca' Jorden 

The name of a character in the movie "Aliens", produced by 20th Century Fox. Portayed by Carrie Henn. Is an occupant of the "Hadley's Hope" mining colony on the planet LV-426. Has a brother named Timmy and is daughter of Ann and Russ Jorden. Was sent, along with her family to find an alien ship that contained alien parasites that killed their hosts and spawned new aliens. Was the only survivor of the alien attack that clamied the lives of the people in the colony. Newt can also fit into small spaces and crevices where the aliens can't reach her. Was rescued by a team of military personnel who came to the planet to investigate the status of the colony. Formed an emotional bond with Ellen Ripley, the fellow survivor of an alien attack. Was kidnapped by the aliens while escaping from Hadley's Hope and was almost impregnated with an alien embryo, but was saved by Ripley. Newt died when, coming back to Earth, her cryotube was flooded with water after the ship they had been travelling on was attacked by an alien and they were forced into escape pods that jettisoned to an isolated planet. However, she still survives in (the clone version of) Ellen Ripley's memories.

Newt Jorden: "They mostly come at night...mostly."

Newt 'Rebecca' Jorden by crazyrabbits May 6, 2005

Jourdyn 

a creature of such beauty it can not be from this earth

a woman with such sex appeal micheal jackson would rise from the grave at the thought of her voluptuous curves

someone who walks the earth with the knowledge that there is nothing or no one better, sexier, funnier or downright cooler than they are.

Sam: hey! did you just talk to Jourdyn? Lindsey: yeah, she's only the coolest person in the world and my life wouldn't be worth living if i didn't talk to her everyday

Jourdyn by kkaattii February 7, 2010

JORDIN TOOTOO 

The first person of Inuit descent to be drafted by an NHL team. Known for devastating hits, fighting, delivering concussions, dislocating shoulders, and eating raw meat. He is so attractive that one can achieve orgasm just by looking at him.

Jordin Tootoo is a BAMF.

JORDIN TOOTOO by Tuesday Knight December 18, 2006