jonks

see also jonx.

"My boyfriend has cartoonishly ginormous jonks."

by Susie Lee February 16, 2004

the joos

Curvaceousnessnessness....

"The trick to getting the guys is two words, the joos" "whats the joos?" "All this curvaceousnessnessness "

by Akrownimm March 15, 2017

Jools

To rape using the art of deception. Often using alcohol instead of mainstream 'Roofies'.

To Jools someone one you must be forensically aware.

Knickers will always be put back on after a Jools.
Someone who has Jools'd another will always answer no to the question: "Did we have sex last night"

I think i've been Jools'd, I can't remember a thing from last night and my knickers are still on.
I'm going to get her battered so i can Jools her.

by Ban Darron November 8, 2013

Jookoo

ejaculating while leaving a shit on a womans Chest

Get down on your knees and I'll Jookoo on you

by Jake March 31, 2005

jewish jockstrap

When the nazi forces the Jews to take off their cloths to take a shower.

Did you hear about Fred at the holacost reenactment ? They made him go the full nine yards Jewish jockstrap and all.

by Stop being a nazi October 28, 2015

joons

Short form for "Junior Bacon Cheeseburger", a popular item on Wendy's Fast Food Value Menue enjoyed by many obese people and stoners.

Hey man i've been smoking dank all night lets go buy some joons.

by mike p June 1, 2004

jooseppi

a psycopathic motherfucker from south africa.

jooseppi hates thekov.

by jooseppi December 9, 2003