Jock

An arrogant dumbass who usually participates in football. He acts like he's "da tuffest thang on da block", and are usually popular. They own riced out Civics with Gullwing doors and a huge ass exhaust pipe, plus spinners. They consider themselves "gangstas" and "hardnuts". They usually listen to gangster rap and think they are black. For an example of a jock (though not exactly described in this definition), see Connor on the movie The New Guy.

And to the guy who said "omg dis word is used by goths anti-socialists punks bush supporters", shut the fuck up. Stop acting like a dumbass. Everyone knows goths/punks don't really envy the popular people.

Retarded jock:"Omg i love football, I hate rock because it aint gangsta, i love rap and everyone that isn't like me is a fucking geek omg omg omg omg omgomgomgomgomgomg"

by Blahb March 8, 2005

jjockbari

A Korean cuss word; literally means, "pig-feet." It is an extremely derogative term for someone who is Japanese. It is what Koreans would call their Japanese captors. During the late 19th century and early 20th century, Japan forcibly annexed Korean, causing Korean cultural values to deteriorate. They were also conscripted peasants, and treated like slaves.

Do not call a Japanese person, "jjockbari," because they will likely kill you.

by ChangHo December 23, 2007

Jock

A jock is someone who is very athletic and doesn't care about others. I don't recommend being a jock.

The jockyest names are : Andrew, Nate, Drew, Jonis, Harry, Allen

That man is such a jock.
Oh, don't be a jock.

by No one will probably see this January 31, 2020

Computer Jockey

Anyone that uses a computer for their job or is overly zealous in their personal use of said computer.

All the computer jockeys in the building need to log off of the server.

by mark3237 October 15, 2010

slop jockey

The person (dirty nail, snot hanging out of nose) who serves in a slop shop or fast food franchise

Look at that dirty bastard, what a slop jockey

by paul February 26, 2005

swagger jockey

1. One who possesses tastes, social attitudes, and opinions that have often gone overlooked.

2. Is a person who brings and represents swag for an audience.

3. A designer, promoter, or follower of the latest fashions

Person 1: This concert is going to be amazing tonight!!!

Person 2: For sure, don't forget to hit up the swagger jockey... So you can keep your swag game up.

by 2buck August 18, 2011

jocks

Plural of jock. US slang for the thick-but-amiable athletic types that always do well socially.

Why do cheerleaders always date jocks?

by Linton November 6, 2003