Jonahcide

When a teenager is constantly being picked on (by friends) and it starts to get to their head, something changes. This change is that they start wanting to kill everyone in their path. If they were serious about it, this would be called, "Genocide." However, usually they just need to imagine killing everybody and maybe tell one friend so it is called, "Jonahcide".

Person 1: Why is everyone picking on me

Friend: That's how its always been

Person 1: It's so annoying and unfair
Friend: yo dude calm down, this never bothered you before
Person 1: Idk bro, its really getting to me. I'm ready to commit a major Jonahcide.

by jewish american princes March 10, 2015

Jonah's Mom

A badass Mom. She is funny, awkward, loves the Beatles and is cooler than the other side of the pillow. The ideal mate. The cat's meow. She's exactly how it works.

Dude, that Milf over there is a total "Jonah's Mom"....she's got it going on.

by State_of_Frew April 4, 2015

Jonahed

To be utterly destroyed in a debate (everyone to 0) even when you prepared for days and were overconfident that you would win

Wow John got jonahed in that debate huh?

by The incredible Ri June 12, 2018

jonah flinkman

Feels Bad Man all the time super depressed but runs a famous meme page

Have you seen Jonah Flinkmans meme page????

by FeelsLifeMan February 20, 2018

Jonah has a big ol' cock

Yeah he does!

Jonah has a big ol' cock

by ArabDick January 26, 2019

JONAH MARAIS

he is the hottest out of these five really smexy boys jack zach daniel and corbyn but like jonah is like

mmmmmm
the rest of em are like
yum

i meet them in 11 days and you don’t ahahahah beat me sisssissiisiis

jk i’m nice.

1:wdw is hot

2:yeah corbyn s the hottest

me: NO JONAH MARAIS IS

by jonahshot July 28, 2019

jonasisdumb

A person on tiktok that goes by the name of Jonasisdumb

Hey did you see Jonasisdumb on tiktok!

by Crazy8boy October 27, 2019