johnerthan

johnerthan (or john, for short) is the manager of all dimensions. he does not tolerate wrongdoings, such as violation of the inter-dimensional laws. he gets exhausted from having to manage infinite dimensions, and punishing wrongdoings of mortals.
the punishments of johnerthan vary in many ways, such as, hard labor for the wrongdoer, or sentencing the wrongdoer to the void dimension. he has a fondness for keyboards for some odd reason, presumably for visiting the keyboard dimension. if johnerthan is not angered by a mortal, he may tell the mortal about a dimension, such as how to get there, what it is like in the dimension, and how to leave.

jim: i am going to eat beans right out of the can
tim: you fool, you blongus, you absolute utter clampongus. you know your actions will anger johnerthan
jim: i suppose i can see as to the punishment i will recive

by nashdawaffle April 7, 2024

johnerthan

the manager, guide, and punisher for all dimensions

tim: how do i get to the whevu dimension?
bim: ask johnerthan.

by nashdawaffle April 7, 2024

johnnetta

MY NAME ORIGINATED FROM MY FARTHER "JOHNNY"+"NETTA"
DROP THE NY AND THEN YOU GOT

"JOHNNETTA "

My mother's name is Johnnetta ,after her dad,

Johnny..

by Johnnetta April 14, 2024

Johnnessy

Better than your favorite youtuber. Might chug a bottle of Hennessy and crash out.

Last night I got fucked by Johnnessy

by bigtoemolestor June 10, 2024

Johnest

free of deceit and untruthfulness; sincere.

‘To be johnest, I hate that sweater.’

by lynettesbow December 26, 2024

Johned

When a friend says they will be on a game or will be somewhere then ghosts.

“Bro did you game with him last night?”
“No i got Johned again”

by Dangetjohn February 3, 2026

Johnie Canine

A chaotic fluff ball of energy that creates EPIC punk rock music both as a solo act and as the leader of the band Nova Slicers. He also likes mama-gens.

"That guy really likes Mommy robots, he's such a Johnie Canine."

by The Anonymous Fox February 17, 2025