john is a term for a male or female that is a dull, pathetic, unfunny, sad person, he tries and tries, he wishes he had a girlfriend, he wishes he was smart, he wishes he was funny, he wishes he was happy, but he's just not smart enough to know how to do it.
1) jack we're trying to have fun, don't be such a john
2) god, you're a john
3) yeah shes such a john
2) god, you're a john
3) yeah shes such a john
by YourTypicalNerd May 18, 2019
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by sweeeeethearrrrt November 24, 2010
Get the John mug.Most often spotted tending turtles or collecting mud. A John is super mysterious and, thus, everyone’s always curious. But a John often confuses simply because he’s always confused. Therefore, if you approach a John, walk slowly, it often takes a John longer to understand and comprehend seemingly simple things. Initially may seem like a jerk. Nevertheless, a John always means well, so don’t take his tourette-like exclamations personally.
by xCrossroadsx November 27, 2010
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by Janie22Janie November 7, 2016
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by I eat poop 69 February 23, 2022
Get the John mug.Hes an amazing guy standing at 4 something, brownish eyes, and very athlethic. Not the very best looking look wise but heart wise? OOF. Thats a 10/10. He’s hilarious, Amazing, and one of a Kind so if I was you,I would never let him go. Once he finds his dream girl, he will stay with that dream girl. He will love her and care for her until they’re old. He is just an amazing all around guy
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