jerryleecooper

a. A self-proclaimed "computer guru" that gained a cult following after his ZDNet forum postings made the front page of Digg. See his fan website at jerryleecooper.com

b. The name for one who believes solely in the power of Microsoft. Denoucing Apple Inc. and completely ignorant of Linux.

JerryLeeCooper: "Vista is far more powerful than windows XP, and runs twice as fast. It is also much harder to pirate."
"Its clearly evident that Vista is the future. One only has to watch TV for a short period of time and see the advertising."
"Are you saying that this linux can run on a computer without windows underneath it, at all ? As in, without a boot disk, without any drivers, and without any services?
That sounds preposterous to me."

by SteveHo January 21, 2008

jernflap

An elusive pokemon everyone has forgotten about.

Ash will never catch a jernflap because he sucks shit.

by jernflappin May 22, 2008

Jerri

Always puts others first, the queen of kindness, full of empathy, pretty, funny, confident, and easy going. The best friend anyone could have. Loyalty and honesty are very important. Amazing lover and a true romantic. Full of love and wants to share it.

That’s a Jerri

by Just a Smitten Kitten July 15, 2018

Jeremiah Van Guilder

Musician, founder of maleminded, and tumblr champ. Got dumped by a crazy chick who wanted to "have fun" in college, but is not interested in any of his silly tumblr fangirls. Occasionally offensive but no more offensive than the smell of your snatch. Probably a freak in bed, but you'll never know, and that's why many tumblr-ettes cry themselves to sleep every night. King of entertaining GIFs and would go gay for Brad Pitt. Get some.

Every female on tumblr: "Jeremiah Van Guilder? Oops, panty splash!"

by visual-inspiration@tumblr October 11, 2011

jerry springer

A show where redneck's can take out their anger while their disturbingly obese wives tear off their clothes on-screen. AKA: Redneck Court

Inbreeder: I gonna take mah cousin to that Jerry Springer show, I know he my 'lil Joe Bob's daddy.

by theredneckhater April 21, 2006

JerkJerkins

The bespectacled cat of eBaumsworld. He was once a feral kitty, but was rescued by the fine ladies of the Eureka Board of Women, which brought him out of a life of scrounging for MeowMix containers from behind the 7-11 on Compton Blvd. He enjoys chasing rabbits, abusing other household pets, eating raw hamburger, scratching himself, gettin' down with a fat sack of catnip and sleeping all day.

He likes: hot women, hot food and a hot shower. Dislikes: uneducated fools that try to spout nonsense, idiots that take themselves way too seriously and most of all he hates GRAMMAR MISTAKES.

He tends to be long winded and preachy, but overall he is a funny cat that makes folks laugh.

His most favorite thing in the world: offending anyone he can on eBaumsworld. MAWWWRRR!

ebaumer 1: You should see how he peels potatoes!

ebaumer 2: Number 4 looks like Chris Farley!

JerkJerkins: and that is why I never feed my family onion rings....

by Senor Musk January 9, 2009

Book Jerker

short for "Facebook-Jerker-Offer," denoting a seriously creepy dude with very few friends who uses his time to stalk those he knows, or doesn't know, and to masturbate to pictures of them making weird faces at a camera with which they are taking a picture of themself next to any and every other person in the room.

Mark Warner is a total book jerker.

"Yo, dude, who is that chick?"
"I dunno. She's hot."
"You're a total book jerker." (Leaves)
(Touches himself)

by fisherstaples October 19, 2009