jarby jab

when someone jams their finger in someone else's butthole. it has to be fast and hard. it could also be anything that is long and small enough to fit in a butthole.

my friend ryan jarby jabbed me yesterday at school and it felt delicious.

by Shvoinky Shnootsi Mcgavin 1 November 30, 2010

Jarrad

A bitch that wears a lanyard all the time, hes pretty stinky

Eww jarrad

by UrbanDictionaryUser109 January 17, 2020

Jarryn

The absolute fucking beast. One of the best people ever to roam this land. He is very short but he makes up for it in penis size. HE IS LIKE A TRIPOD

WOW, that guy was such a Jarryn.
He made me moister than an oyster

by Ureak Hunt May 15, 2018

jarky

Wonky, screwy, out of wack, wobberjawed. Can be used as any part of speech.

I had the jarkiest day today.

You're looking particularly jarky tonight.

That guy is such a jark.

by Lindsay DeLand November 3, 2005

jarwyne

Handsome and is an honest person

Oh damnnn jarwyne

by Lolokaycan January 3, 2018

Jarret

A goon.

Jarret is a goon

by Dr Green, PhD November 23, 2021

Pickle Jarred

To work for a long time to get a sexually stubborn girl's panties, unsuccessfully, only to have another man come along and seal the deal in a much shorter period of time. This is often due to the first man getting the female's "juices flowing" and the second man profiting from it. This series of events is similar to someone working very hard at getting the top off a pickle jar, unsuccessfully, only to have a friend come along and pop the top off almost immediately, thus pickle jarred.

Charlie: "Dude, it's been like 3 months already! Tell me you finally got the panties from Jenny."

David: "Dude I wish I could, some juicehead douche from her gym pickle jarred me!"

Charlie: "All that hard work!"

David: I know dude, I know

by malle122 October 19, 2010