If you have a Jade in your life, you better appreciate her. Jade is amazing and loving. She may not always know how amazing she is. She isn't too confident and she thinks she is fat, even though she isn't. And she is probably insecure, but once she warms up to you, you'll see how truly amazing she is. She is probably interested in a cross country runner or a swimmer. A boy who isn't too popular. Jade is funnier than the top comedian and she laughs at anything. She is very smart and love to listen to music and just be herself. Jade is never judgmental and is the most supportive and loving person you will ever meet. Jade doesn't have more than 5 close friends but everyone likes her. Jade can be very inappropriate but she is always funny about it. If she likes someone, not only does she want to be with them, she has a very detailed future plan with them. She is also very obsessed with them. Also she if hot as hell. Overall she is an amazing person and if you don't know a Jade, go find one and be her best friend right now. I do not care if it's late at night. Find one. And treat her like the queen that she is.
by haley107 January 06, 2020
v. the act of transforming from a bitter, twisted and cynical soul into someone that melts into a ball of goosebumps and chills by the smallest dose of Jade.
by alphamaleNFI January 07, 2007
jade is a hot damn tamale
or wide set vagina
she is usually scared of ketchup
she normally loves ashleys
hates fishing
or wide set vagina
she is usually scared of ketchup
she normally loves ashleys
hates fishing
1. damn that has to be a jade over there
2. my dick fell right out of that jade
3. shes scared of ketchp ? must be a jade
4. ashley rocks the bed at night whoot
5. i went fishing in my own turkey now my sweater stinks of musty vagina
2. my dick fell right out of that jade
3. shes scared of ketchp ? must be a jade
4. ashley rocks the bed at night whoot
5. i went fishing in my own turkey now my sweater stinks of musty vagina
by bigbootyhoeyoyo November 06, 2013
by themeron August 08, 2007
A young adult player on marapets that is fond of being called an old grandma.
(she's totally a pedofile grannie that invites kiddies in with cookies and milk ^_^)
She's very fond of using her tag when she posts something on the website. "Grannie// Come chat I have cookies!!" is usually how it goes down in her lovingly family known as ReC, where everyone bows down to her like she owns a cookie factory with free giveaways.
She is apparently all knowing and very popular (although, a dog with 6 legs could be popular too, couldn't it?)
She also thinks she's amazing at graphics when everyone just says she is to be nice. Who wants to upset an old Grannie? Of course, they would feel guilty if they gave her a heart attack... or him.
(she's totally a pedofile grannie that invites kiddies in with cookies and milk ^_^)
She's very fond of using her tag when she posts something on the website. "Grannie// Come chat I have cookies!!" is usually how it goes down in her lovingly family known as ReC, where everyone bows down to her like she owns a cookie factory with free giveaways.
She is apparently all knowing and very popular (although, a dog with 6 legs could be popular too, couldn't it?)
She also thinks she's amazing at graphics when everyone just says she is to be nice. Who wants to upset an old Grannie? Of course, they would feel guilty if they gave her a heart attack... or him.
Everyone gotta love them old ladies with acne and big pretty canes.
"Grannie Jade of ReC, do you have any cookies n milk for us 2day? ^___^!!11one~"
"I sure do. Come look in my fridge."
"Grannie Jade of ReC, do you have any cookies n milk for us 2day? ^___^!!11one~"
"I sure do. Come look in my fridge."
by sdhjkshfjkdhfhjdhfhjd August 21, 2009
by hmm December 08, 2004