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by Izzyboiiii November 3, 2019
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Where can i start. A jordan is a special creature. They enjoy seeing the pain of others and laugh at peoples failures. They are truly amazing. They are the type of friend that you can have that is down for anything. You go over for a sleepover at their house and start a cult. You go out and you and jordan are barking at old lady’s walking by. You make a secret language and trash talk everyone around you. They have the best snacks for all their fat ass friends. Nobody really knows the true chaotic levels of this person until they have unlocked it, and when you do seriously debate running. But if you stick around there will be no disappointment.
A Jordan is the perfect slimy rodent to have in your life and it will bring many great memories
by suckmyjuicytoes July 17, 2021
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A unit of measurement: specifically, the smallest measurable unit of work.
"This place is a mess! Has anybody done any work in here?"
"Jordan, just about."
by Fles September 21, 2022
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DAMN JORDAN DICK BIG AS OMM
by EDP45 September 29, 2022
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A dumb motherfucker that gets mad at anything. He's insecure, and has a need to be always on top.
Jordan is a dumbass
by Frank McCain April 29, 2022
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Jordan is a self centered person who thinks they are better than everyone. Jordan is mostly a black male or sometimes female
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A word, or a phrase that will utter a complete shock on everyone else .
“I’m gonna go *** myself

What did you just do a jordanism
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