The worlds most beautiful and expensive fook. He can choke you with his toes and you’ll love it. His ankels are perfectly tanned.
by Penis is cool November 23, 2019
Get the Ivan’s Fook & Ankelsmug. Famous Chinese Comedy Student in China Hangzhou. Use to participate in Homeland Intervention Enforcement & Logis Division of United Nation. Founder of Top-Gun Aviation Program.
by Cleaverland September 22, 2018
Get the Ivan Miaomug. 
ivan is a kind guy and very nice to me .
ill always tell him that im glad to be his bestie . * hopin we'll meet one day *
ill always tell him that im glad to be his bestie . * hopin we'll meet one day *
by nmemdp November 21, 2021
Get the ivanmug. He’s the kinda guy that makes you feel like the only person that matters in a crowded room. Caring, sweet, charming, incredibly handsome. You’re lucky to know him. There are many struggles that you can face as a person, but not a single one that he wouldn’t make easier by lightening a burden. He loves laughter and beer.
by Totallynotivan November 23, 2021
Get the Ivanmug. a specific type of male Russian mobster, typically in his 35+ years with expirience.
there are only 2 types of Ivans:
first there's the Ivan who is too married to his job like a machine
then there is the non standard Ivan who's got a screw loose in his head
(quote by Alperen Kulci and Ryohgo Narita)
there are only 2 types of Ivans:
first there's the Ivan who is too married to his job like a machine
then there is the non standard Ivan who's got a screw loose in his head
(quote by Alperen Kulci and Ryohgo Narita)
by Psychomaniac66 June 15, 2018
Get the ivanmug.