by the defenition master June 19, 2017
Get the iphone 7 mug.A great phone, but incredibly over-hyped by Apple-worshiping fanboys. While it is a very good phone, they will claim it is better than any other phone and proceed to call your phone lame. The Iphone will get a "new" feature that previous smartphones have had for years, and Apple will call it "Another Innovation" and charge you an extra 50 dollars for it. The Iphone is trapped on ATT's terrible network, and cant make a call without losing service.
While it is a very competitive smartphone, there are plenty of phones that outclass it such as the HTC Evo 4g the Motorola Droid, or the Samsung Epic. When you ask an iphone user why there phone is better, they will likely give you a response akin to "Because its an iphone".
While it is a very competitive smartphone, there are plenty of phones that outclass it such as the HTC Evo 4g the Motorola Droid, or the Samsung Epic. When you ask an iphone user why there phone is better, they will likely give you a response akin to "Because its an iphone".
Bob: "Hey Steve i just got an HTC Evo"
Steve: "Big freaking deal, i have an iphone"
Bob: "Oh yeah? What makes it better?"
Steve: "Its an iphone!"
Steve: "Big freaking deal, i have an iphone"
Bob: "Oh yeah? What makes it better?"
Steve: "Its an iphone!"
by crossbowsftw December 21, 2010
Get the Iphone mug.A great phone that when you use, doesn't leave smudge marks although people that can't afford one or have something against apple make it out to be a piece of shit.
The internet is not slow for a mobil phone
Like people don't get bored of other phones? you idiots act liek it's special to want a new phone
Its the shit
The internet is not slow for a mobil phone
Like people don't get bored of other phones? you idiots act liek it's special to want a new phone
Its the shit
1. Dude you got the iphone
2 .Yea
1. Yo, why would you waste $400, it's a piece of crap
2. Yea?
1. I would get bored of it in like 3 weeks and its so slow and leaves finger prints and it's a waste of money
2. Yea?
1. No, actually im speaking out of my ass because I just can't afford one because im a bum, and i'm jealous. I...Bleep people on my Nextel..i know its gay
2. Yea. Thought so
2 .Yea
1. Yo, why would you waste $400, it's a piece of crap
2. Yea?
1. I would get bored of it in like 3 weeks and its so slow and leaves finger prints and it's a waste of money
2. Yea?
1. No, actually im speaking out of my ass because I just can't afford one because im a bum, and i'm jealous. I...Bleep people on my Nextel..i know its gay
2. Yea. Thought so
by richismyname January 12, 2008
Get the iphone mug.sudden sense of fear and loss one experiences when not in immediate contact with the overpriced, much loved, un-insurable and easily lost mobile device.
OMG! I left my iPhone in the bathroom and was in deep iPhone Panic for at least 10 minutes! Then I remembered I sat it down to wash my hands. Whew.
by The Donna June 12, 2009
Get the iPhone Panic mug.Brilliant phone that I would be lost without.
The only people that don't like it are the jelous idiots that cant afford them.
The only people that don't like it are the jelous idiots that cant afford them.
Person 1: Is that an iPhone?
2: Yes
1: How much was it?
2: £250
1: Yeah its a piece of crap what a rip off
2: Yes because your 7 year old Nokia is top of the range
1: its better than the iPhone.
2: Wheres the camera?
1: *Goes quiet*
2: Yes
1: How much was it?
2: £250
1: Yeah its a piece of crap what a rip off
2: Yes because your 7 year old Nokia is top of the range
1: its better than the iPhone.
2: Wheres the camera?
1: *Goes quiet*
by I am annonymous January 11, 2009
Get the iPhone mug.Tool that restricts you in one or multiple ways, but since said tool is considered the norm, you have to use it anyway since no other tool can outperform it.
Joe:
"Whats the iPhone to you?"
Charly:
"The iPhone is like that belt that looks good, but the belt feels tight. I wear it knowing that it feels tight and i don't want to get another belt to replace it and it must look good because its supposed to.
Joe:
"That's exactly how I feel"
"Whats the iPhone to you?"
Charly:
"The iPhone is like that belt that looks good, but the belt feels tight. I wear it knowing that it feels tight and i don't want to get another belt to replace it and it must look good because its supposed to.
Joe:
"That's exactly how I feel"
by rrmm August 21, 2012
Get the iphone mug.An overhyped and overpriced piece of cow diarrhea revealed in September by the blokes at Apple.
It includes features such as an HD (760 pixel x-axis) display, 1.4 ghz processor, quad core graphics, a mediocre 8 megapixel camera, TouchID, and a near field communication inductor coil.
Apple claims all features mentioned above are a marvel of engineering and pioneering, however Samsung and Sony released flagships back in 2012 which sported better benchmarks and specifications, for a much less inflated price tag.
It includes features such as an HD (760 pixel x-axis) display, 1.4 ghz processor, quad core graphics, a mediocre 8 megapixel camera, TouchID, and a near field communication inductor coil.
Apple claims all features mentioned above are a marvel of engineering and pioneering, however Samsung and Sony released flagships back in 2012 which sported better benchmarks and specifications, for a much less inflated price tag.
Apple Fan Boy: Hey dude, I bought the new IPhone 6 and 6 Plus!
Android Owner: Really? How much did that cost you?
Apple Fan Boy: It was worth your annual grocery and petty expenses!
Android Owner: All right then. What is its pixel density?
Apple Fan Boy: Pixel density of what?
Android Owner: The display! (duh)
Apple Fan Boy: Ooooh Retina HD!
Android Owner: Nooooo I meant pixels per inch!
Apple Fan Boy: Errrrrrr. 760p
Android Owner: (Facepalm) NOOOOO! It is only 326 pixels per inch! Instead of wasting a thousand dollars on that piece of garbage, you could've picked up the Xperia Z for $199 which has a full HD "retina" display, 13 megapixel camera, quad core one and a half gigahertz processor, and faster quad core graphics! God, what sort of mind control is Crapple using?!?
Android Owner: Really? How much did that cost you?
Apple Fan Boy: It was worth your annual grocery and petty expenses!
Android Owner: All right then. What is its pixel density?
Apple Fan Boy: Pixel density of what?
Android Owner: The display! (duh)
Apple Fan Boy: Ooooh Retina HD!
Android Owner: Nooooo I meant pixels per inch!
Apple Fan Boy: Errrrrrr. 760p
Android Owner: (Facepalm) NOOOOO! It is only 326 pixels per inch! Instead of wasting a thousand dollars on that piece of garbage, you could've picked up the Xperia Z for $199 which has a full HD "retina" display, 13 megapixel camera, quad core one and a half gigahertz processor, and faster quad core graphics! God, what sort of mind control is Crapple using?!?
by A340Captain November 7, 2014
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