iPoseur

Someone who stares at their cell phone while actually doing nothing with it or randomly scrolling menus. Usually done to avoid social situations, to look busy or to show off phone iPhone.

Tom goes into iPoseur mode when he is the first to arrive at Happy Hour after work.

by Crouton Bruce June 5, 2010

iPod stoned

When, after puffing on a beefy spliff, you totally zone out whilst listening to your iPod. In this state, you will not acknowledge the world around you or any people trying to communicate to you. It's awesome... :)

Ahmed - "Dude, I'm so high... what's up with Keiran?"

Mark - "Oh, he's iPod stoned. He's been dancing in cirlces and singing for 10 minutes"

Keiran - "La la la la la WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

by Dr. Bullitthead November 16, 2010

ipv6

The latest version of the internet protocol which provides an address to every computer, network device, or net-enabled device. IPv6 went live June 6, 2012. IPv6 makes several changes over IPv4, most of all increasing the number of IPs from 2^32, to 2^128. In laymans terms, it increases the number of IP addresses from around 4 million to an unimaginable number, where there will now be 1000 IP addresses for every grain of sand on the Earth.

3,400,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 IPs are available via IPv6.

by yChris July 12, 2012

iPAiNTFACE

To skillfully apply, bruises, cuts and blemishes on the face of the opponent. To turn the opponents face into an easle

I go hard in the ring. iPAiNTFACE, that's what I do. Look at his face all busted up, another Masterpeice

by BLK BLiZZARD November 13, 2013

iplatpokego

iplatpokego is a very nice white man who always has your back and is there for you when you need him, no matter what the time. He is also quick as fuck to claim that you have 0 bitches and no pull game, even though he pulls absolutely 0 himself. he is a also femboy/roseboy who is kind of sus but you learn to love his chaos. iplatpokego is the type of man to be mean with with new people at the start but later on you'll start to grow on him and you'll see his true kind colors and you will enjoy every second of hanging out with him. He is so funny outside of his "no bitches" jokes and the best man to take out of context. Plat is the man who you might not expect to be comforting and reassuring but once you get to know him and start to open up with him, he will always be there for you and respect you for who you are and want to be, and will support you through your toughest times with either his funny humor or his comforting demeanor. If you ever meet someone named iplatpokego, go send him a friend request and hang out with him, you won't regret it.

omg is that iplatpokego!?
Yes omg he is the absolute funniest and best man around

by Click_Switch February 21, 2022

perfect ipod

a completely full ipod that, when put on shuffle, always comes up with a song that you like

finally i managed to get a perfect ipod! took a while deleting all that japanese grindcore though

by breadaman January 10, 2011

iPod Party

A group of people who listen to the same song one their own iPod at the same time and dance together. First seen on the IT Crowd (UK).

Douglas Reynholm: "I can't hear you, we're having an iPod Party!"

by Draxfear March 4, 2009