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hyper proximation

Lina screamed in ecstacy as she reached hyper proximation.
by derek December 9, 2002
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hyperbole

What media hype, outrageous advertising, and the fans have made the super bowl into
by all the good names were taken December 9, 2008
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Hyper-Bole

Hyper-Bole: The pronounciation used when you don't realise that the correct pronounciation is Hy-PUR-Be-Lee .
Oh my god I don't believe you don't know what Hyper-bole is. Wovlerine knows what Hyper-Bole is!
by LAN75 February 5, 2013
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SUPER HAPPY GO GO LOVE LOVE HYPER X3 SHIP

The Super Happy Go Go Love Love Hyper X3 Ship is the chosen mode of transport for the universes ultimate crime fighting force the SUPER HAPPY GO GO LOVE SHINE RAINBOW MEGA HAPPY PINK PINK FLUFFY CLOUD POLICE. The The Super Happy Go Go Love Love Hyper X3 Ship can transport the police to any kind of emergency from some gooks being harrased or some urgent deliveries of hentai to clients that need imediate relief.
ALL NEW FOR THE SUPER HAPPY GO GO LOVE SHINE RAINBOW MEGA HAPPY PINK PINK FLUFFY CLOUD POLICE PLAY SET!!!!! THE NEW....!!!! SUPER HAPPY GO GO LOVE LOVE HYPER X3 SHIP!!!!!!!! NOW YOU CAN FLY YOUR MEN ON ALL SORTS OF MISSIONS TO SAVE THE ONE TRUE RACE FROM FILTHY ROUND EYE GAIJIN SCUM!!!!!!! THE SUPER HAPPY GO GO LOVE LOVE HYPER X3 SHIP COMES WITH A WAP BEAM GUN WHICH FIRES RAINBOW BEAMS OF SUPER HAPPINESS TO SAVE THE DAY!!! ^__________________^

SUPER HAPPY GO GO LOVE SHINE RAINBOW MEGA HAPPY PINK PINK FLUFFY CLOUD POLICE

super happy go go love shine rainbow mega happy pink fluffy cloud police not included, may contain extreme levels of wapage
by Fred Bloggs the 3rd March 26, 2005
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hyper blumpkin

A blumpkin that involves diarrhea. Could lead to a chili dog.
After Taco Bell, I love a good hyper blumpkin.
by Caexar January 8, 2007
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hyper-FLY-cemic

1.Hyper-FLY-cemic adjective: The act of being super hot, sexy, and desirable; the act of stealing the show every time you walk through the doors. To be banging.

2.hyperflycemianoun: Similar to insulin shock, this state of being occurs when one encounters a super fly hottie and finds them self in a stupor. Like being blindsided with a bag of bricks.... very attractive bricks.
Somebody call a doctor! She looks so good in that little pink dress; it's hyper-FLY-cemic.
by celinalope October 26, 2007
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Hyper dumbfuck

A dumbfuckness at cosmic scale

note: cosmic scale is greater than astronomic scale by scalar multiples of 10^3

Hyper dumbfucks do not belong to the set of dumb nor to dumbfucks. In the set of dumb, you can linearly add the dumb people together and their stupidity will add up proportionally and linearly as well.

That is:

1 dumb person's stupidity + 2 dumb person's stupidity = 3 dumb person's stupidity

however, in Hyper dumbfuck's set, the addition is not linear therefore, they require their own set:

1 hyper dumbfuckism + 2 hyper dumbfuckism = Cosmic scale catastrophe

e.g. If leaders of the world, all belong to set of Hyper dumbfucks, the consequences of their actions will cause catastrophe and total annihilation of everything living on the surface of the planet earth and potential future organisms within this portion of the Milkyway Galaxy.

note: a super nova explosion belongs to the class of cosmic catastrophe
Sarah Palin is a hyper dumbfuck

Rush Limbaugh is a hyper dumbfuck

Tea Bagger party is a party of hyper dumbfuck

Bush is an example of hyper dumbfuck

Mahmood Ahmadinejad (Islamic Republic of Iran)'s president is an example of hyper dumbfuck.
by Meatheadpsychologist April 28, 2011
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