honk

to blow a load over something

dude, he just honked all over her face

by honking johnnie November 13, 2011

honks

something that is obscenely not good; awful content. absolute opposite of slapping or enjoyable. worthless to create.

Banjert: Have you heard the new Uniform LP?

Montressor: Nah I don't even want to. That fool Ben has no riffs and can't write a song to save his life so I KNOW that shit definitely honks. I only listen to song that slap dummy hard.

Banjert: You have a good point, I forgot that he wrote it. His creative output always honks. Lets bump 'DJ Khaled - I'm So Hood (Jamey Jasta Remix)' instead.

by buttfuglybabybitch July 3, 2018

the honk

A retarted phrase that the Fonz, from happy days, used in a public service annoucment. it is supposed to protect you from getting ass raped

if your an inmate dont use the honk it wont help

by Johnny Table November 29, 2006

wonk honk

A white supremacist, especially one holding extreme views

The subreddit was banned after being overrun by wonk honks.

by Patrick Zaharychuk January 21, 2025

Honk out the back

When someone is doing the exact opposite of what they should be doing. Failing at something very easy.

Damn, she gave me attitude for no reason. That B really honk out the back.

by BeahBeah May 10, 2024

Honk

Sound infamously made multiple times by a character from a videogame Untitled Goose Game - the goose.

Example:
A: I heard a "honk"!
B: Oh, man, I guess we're in trouble

by Kojimbek November 1, 2019

Honk tooter

Honk tooter is a word few people know. A cook named Darren wants said honk tooter to every order that came through.

“Ordering a fried pot sticker”, “honk tooter”

by anonymous June 19, 2023