holodets

an overweight or obese online pool player that generally has several player accounts so he can have a high and low rank at the same time..

im a holodets because im good at playing with myself and achieving a high rank and a low rank even though a holodets appears as being a winner they are known as one of the biggests losers that ever existed.

by michael wobreski September 15, 2008

Hoode' Boode' Zoode'

A point of hyphiness where distinct speech is no longer possible and it takes three tries to say "zooted".

"Hey dude how are you feelin?"
"Hoode' Boode' Zoode'!"

by Z-Hoode' November 30, 2007

hooded poncho

when you rip off a girls labia

man i gave my girlfriend a hooded poncho last night and i had to take her to the emergency room

by strudel77 October 4, 2008

Hobofelia

A generalized obsession with hobos

Johnny McJoeJoeCakes suffered from acute hobofelia, causing him to idolize the life of stinky hobos. So much to the point that he often thought about fuckin' em, showing symptoms of hobofornifelia.

by Keyan Mutha Fuckin' Reid March 27, 2010

Hoodeah

A method of agreement, a slightly modified version of "hell yeah".

"Would you like to begin the getting of the crunk?"
"Hoodeah!"

by mackmrorange666 April 26, 2010

Hobopeen

Also known as Homeless Wang, Alley Sack or Junkyard Junk. Hobopeen refers to the dong piece of a homeless man. Usually seen upon "flashing" the unfortunate viewer or during randy rubbish love making or shelter sex. It is commonly believed to be a sign of good luck or even good sex for the next seven years.

Wow, did you see that Hobopeen, the next seven years are gonna be great!

by zeeemonster August 10, 2010

Hobosexual

When a bummy ass homosexual 49er or Buffalo Bill fan thinks there team has a chance in hell of being a contender.
Some exhibit trouble spelling the word "yes" and other easy words. All of them would back down when asked to make a wager against an elite team.

"Hey J-yes, lets make a loser leaves bet on the 9er game"

J-yes: "Nah man, my puzzy is irritated. Let me divert attention to something else"

"Man, why you gotta be a Hobosexual about this? Take the bet or stfu"

by Retta S November 22, 2011