helmet

The top of a males genitalia.

I was licking her mot and she was smoking me helmet.

by Bear January 23, 2003

ottoman helmet

This is a seldom seen sex position in which a male places his two balls in a female's eyesockets, his erect penis then points upwards resembling pointed ottoman helmets of ancient times.

So did you guys get realy kinky last night?
Yeah we did some crazy shit, he even let me wear the ottoman helmet!

by Jdizzle888 April 21, 2009

helmet cheese

The cheesey substance that collects at the head of the uncercumcised penis

i would give you a blowjob but i dont like the taste of head cheese

by Matthias July 2, 2004

Longboarding without a helmet

The act of dangerously fast bangin of bad bitches without rubbers.

Did you see Sam with that random sloot last night, he was longboarding without a helmet all night long!

by Justin Timberlake the II Cumin February 8, 2009

purple helmet warrior

Slang word for the penis

Jimmy likes to slap his purple helmet warrior

by darryl February 5, 2003

helmetosis

1. Bad breath caused by over indulgence in the act of fellatio.

2. The stench of cock on a sluts breath.

Julie was up all night going down on the entire soccer team. She woke up in the morning with a chronic case of helmetosis

by Paddy Mac November 8, 2006

Vaders Helmet

Used to describe the head of a mans erect penis as it looks like Darth Vaders helmet.

Tim had just gotten vaders helmet in Melissa's ass when she started screaming "get it out!, get it out!"

by Tim Thiede April 6, 2007