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rusty harmonica

Giving a woman a rimjob, and a reach around. Often involves blowing in the butt cheeks.
by butthead December 4, 2005
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Western Zebra Harmonica

When a man rapes a victim, and then after tying him/her up with multi-colored ropes resembling a zebra, he then can either rape her in the ass or up the pussycat. When he's about to cum he takes his penis out of her and then slides it across her lips resembling the playing of a harmonica and then cums in her mouth.
"Man that guy Western Zebra Harmonica'd me last night and I had to take showers for weeks to get that off of me."
by DirtyRobert August 19, 2009
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Glass harmonica

A musical instrument consisting of a number of glasses partially filled with water. The glasses are filled to different levels, hence the production of different notes when the player rubs their rims with a moistened finger. The sound thus produced has a haunting, otherwordly quality. It is most famously called for in the "Mad Scene" from the opera LUCIA DI LAMMERMOOR by Donizetti, although that part is now usually played by a transverse flute.
Opera fan A: What's your favourite recording of LUCIA?
Opera fan b: The one with Beverly Sills, because it uses the original scoring for glass harmonica.
by djprobed September 14, 2006
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harmonise

Harmonise your life with the standards set out in the Biblical heart.
by Hercolena Oliver January 25, 2009
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Dan Harmon

Creator of the show Community and co-creator of Rick and Morty. Voice of a few characters on Rick and Morty, and generally cool dude. Some of his jokes make you think about human existence and others make you significantly dumber, for example a fart joke. Was also in the Simpsons.
Person 1: Did you see Dan Harmon in the Simpsons last night?
Person2: Ya, they made him a lot sexier than he is in real life.
by jewelsgard October 15, 2017
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harmonosity

n., 1. the state of being in a populated environment which gives the impression of harmonious co-existence, but which actually harbors intense underlying animosity amongst its occupants 2. a feeling which surfaces in love-hate relationships
1. There's a lot of harmonosity in our office; it looks like we work together happily, but we all dis our co-workers behind their backs.

2. "Mary and Shelby always seem to get along, but I hear there's been a lot of harmonosity between them since Mary told Shelby to kiss her ass."
by jimochka July 4, 2005
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playing the hairy harmonica

To entertain by blowing the incredibly popular folk instrument that, characteristically, has two lip plates enclosing a long fipple, two holes - but only one ever fingered - and a wail switch. Skilled players use lip, tongue and mouth movements to create ecstatic music out of some lucky woman. (NB - in most countries you must be a least 16 years of age to play.)
"I have a young music student that has requested I show her how I go about 'playing the hairy harmonica'. Although I am a Professor of Music and expert flautist I am unfamiliar with this exact instrument. Can someone offer advice?"
"Yeah, bud - hold your breath in the wind section."
by Gabbro June 22, 2018
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