fag happens

Similar to "shit happens" when something's full of shit. You say fag happens when you're surrounded by total fags.

oh well, fuck it, fag happens!

by nonamed June 15, 2007

what had happened was

explination of dire circumstances; to really get your point across

Sharon:You hooked up with him?
Lani:See, what happened was...

by Sarah January 17, 2004

happening

when black people are close. It is a very dangerous situation when african americans come close.

Stay away from the happening. The happening is near. Stephen, Gio, and Mike run away from the happening.

by jawnski caltastephen December 31, 2010

wham bam what the fuck just happened

a phrase used in sports when one is confused about the situation.

wham bam what the fuck just happened?

by Anonymous July 27, 2003

And then this happened

A phrase you would say to someone just before pulling a gag on them, or otherwise completely wrecking their game.

Bill: "Dude, I had the worst, rotten-ass day, so I came home and poured myself a cold one."

Frank: "And then THIS happened."

*knocks the drink out of his hand to the floor*

by MysteryJuice July 30, 2010

Happenstache

Facial hair, especially on the upper lip, that grows due to laziness.

"I came by this stupid hipster look purely by happenstache."

by jmunchie April 26, 2012

What be happenin' ma brudda?

That dude off Ed's made up catchphrase. You know the one, called Ed 'Bosco' a lot, ended up on Reaper for a while as a gay demon. Anyhoo...

Dude off Ed: What be happenin' ma brudda?
Ed: Is that your new catchphrase?

by redyakuza May 17, 2009